wtf
Bad romance
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me for not closing the door when I pooped. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
mary
Boundaries please!
Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me because I still close the door when I go to the bathroom. He pees and poops with the door wide open and expects me to do the same. FML
HK
Haywards Heath, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
rotezora
Basel, Switzerland
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
CHStennis_4
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
Anonymous
Qu?bec, Canada
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2020 but it's good stuff
Goldfinger
Today, I found out my boyfriend doesn’t think it’s important to wipe after he poops. FML
independence
Australia
Independence day
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML
Top comments
Attacksloth32 7
Is there more to this story? If he's breaking up with you after doing it once, then FML. If you repeatedly don't respect his boundaries, then YDI.
RichardPencil 32
Yep, that'll do it.
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Comments (8)
Attacksloth32 7
Is there more to this story? If he's breaking up with you after doing it once, then FML. If you repeatedly don't respect his boundaries, then YDI.
RichardPencil 32
Yep, that'll do it.
legalgravethief 8
Justified
LSMVAT 6
He could probably taste it , close the door and crack a window stinky.
LSMVAT 6
We’ll as your poo particles filled the room He could probably taste the shit you took. Close the door, crack a window don’t be stank
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Why would you NOT close the door? YDI.
easybree 10
ewwww