Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML
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Today, I tried kissing my boyfriend on the tip of his nose. He sneezed mid-kiss and headbutted me. Now, there's just an awkward silence. FML
Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend was about to sneeze. To avoid getting his new tablet wet, he chose to sneeze right into my face instead. FML
Today, I worked up the courage at lunch to sit next to the girl I've been in love with for 3 years. Everything was going great. That is, until I sneezed and my retainer shot out my mouth, and landed in her lap. FML
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML
Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML
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Top comments
boatiebanter 0
"YDI for having bad teeth / not looking after your teeth" Really? The vast majority of people who have braces have them to correct something they could not possibly have any control over, like misaligned teeth or an over/underbite. Not looking after your teeth gives you cavities, not braces.
easlehc 0
ohh, devo!! I always mocked my friend saying that it was going to happen to her but I never did. poor you sorry xxx
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Comments (192)
sucksome 0
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!=) :-) B-)= sun glases
justin_brdfrd 0
that's nothing to break up with somebody over, are old are y'all? 12?
catastrophicsock 0
Um. How old are you? Its not the end of the world if your middle school boyfriend breaks up with you over something like that. Get over it.
this_one 2
Awwww, sad news panda.
ninjanate 0
y'all were lovelocked
livelifetotheful_fml 0
awww lol
xlovelessx 0
ROFLMAO
ticklemechantell 0
wow. why is everyone getting mad because of a comment that was probably a joke anyways. plus bad teeth doesn't necessarily mean mistreated teeth. it's possible he meant bad teeth as in misaligned teeth. so calm down and tke a joke. god damn.
HeatherXCore 0
So...you were kissing and rubbing your teeth together? Awesome.
kayluhchaos 0
aww :) btw everyone should quit being mean. <3