By ktwithaq - 18/10/2010 11:27 - United States

Today, I got a promotion. I was really excited until I realized that the only friend I had to celebrate with was my pet cat. FML
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FFML_314 11

This is a cat-astrophe! I say, quit being a pussy and go make some friends.

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Moe954 0

Being kinda Socially Retarded myself, I feel ya. But there'll be friends soon enough for you tho, so don't worry about it too much. Congratz on the promo :D

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joooeee 3

you should find more friends to play with your pussy

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XsianinvasionX 0

lol hey can someone tell me wat ydi means

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MissErikaHart 0

hell ya, more money for u!!

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ajsboarder 0

Party cat, is it time for breakfast? No, it's time to party.

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lm27 5

Get another cat, then you'll have 2 friends to celebrate with!

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MAGNAVOX 0

There's nothing to celebrate about getting promoted to cook in Mc Donald's.

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jazmixer 0

who wouldn't enjoy celebrating with a little pussy?

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jazmixer 0

yeah car sucks as much as you mom does in the back seat of her minivan that you tool around in. wait that must mean my car really sucks. FML.

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jazmixer 0

your mom. sorry grammar Nazis out there.

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justsayfuck 5

#82, I'm sorry to tell you that even with that correction, your comment is still full of failure :)

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jazmixer 0

Failure is so hard to aspire to, but I am glad that I have reached my goal. :P

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Mylifeskool 0

I personally think your car is kick ass. looked like a lamborghini on the fmls applications small picture

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ncvolley123 8

thats exactly what I'm going through right now. I'm 12.

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TyronetheOG 0

94 obviously you think its cool beacuse you're 14 years old and you know nothing about cars rofl

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thikimo 0

anything with vertical doors look awesome...bat moblie for one ;3

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Notimetobleed 14

74 I clicked your profile because you looked like a real douche, which you are.

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FMLandurstoo 9

OP, celebrate by getting laid

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mcsquanch 0

U need to go out and get really really drunk!!!

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FFML_314 11

This is a cat-astrophe! I say, quit being a pussy and go make some friends.

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NightSkyx 0

omg 2 puns in one sentence! it's the end of all fmls

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FFML_314 11

Learn to appreciate my humor. You mini Buzz Killingtons.

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DocBastard 38

FFML, I get and appreciate your humor. Even if it took you *two* sentences to make two puns, not one. Don't be a sourpuss, just continue strutting on the catwalk like the supermodel you really are.

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FFML_314 11

Hey! I do what I can. :D

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MissErikaHart 0

how does ffml's ass smell Doc? I'm just wondering cuz ur always kissing it...

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FFML_314 11

How does cocaine feel, MissErikaHart? Since you're always snorting it.

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perdix 29

FFML_314 & MissErikaHart: Cat Fight!!!!! Reeeeeeeeer!

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DocBastard 38

Miss Hart, I kiss noone's ass but my wife's. I compliment her because I find her comments amusing, unlike yours. If you make an amusing comment, I'll be happy to compliment it. Until then, you are welcome to stand under a pile of bricks and play Chicken with gravity.

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FFML_314 11

She is just mad, because I made it known how stupid she is.

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Ohnocurly 0

Perhaps you will be able to tell us how those bricks smell??

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KingDingALing 9

Hahahahahahahahahaha! Funniest comments I've ever read!

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TyronetheOG 0

But ur not really funny. go spend ur time doing something else. go ahead, correct my grammar loser.

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sweet_candy_ 17

You should go out and make some friends.

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iampunk 0

Thank you for pointing this out Sherlock Holmes.

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MissErikaHart 0

"no shit Sherlock" is not how u say it anymore?

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sweetcheeksjvl 0

yeah it's "No shit Sherlock!"

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AjaxF 0

Seems like your pussy is the only friend you've got. . .FYL! YDI for not going out more

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BizzaroG 0

hey at least your pet cat will always be there for you!!!

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sasonzal 4

cats live for like 10 years or somthing

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