By ktwithaq - 18/10/2010 11:27 - United States

Today, I got a promotion. I was really excited until I realized that the only friend I had to celebrate with was my pet cat. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 738
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This is a cat-astrophe! I say, quit being a pussy and go make some friends.

Being kinda Socially Retarded myself, I feel ya. But there'll be friends soon enough for you tho, so don't worry about it too much. Congratz on the promo :D

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you should find more friends to play with your pussy

lol hey can someone tell me wat ydi means

you deserve it

hell ya, more money for u!!

Party cat, is it time for breakfast? No, it's time to party.

Get another cat, then you'll have 2 friends to celebrate with!

There's nothing to celebrate about getting promoted to cook in Mc Donald's.

Does your cat feel the same way?

who wouldn't enjoy celebrating with a little pussy?

yeah car sucks as much as you mom does in the back seat of her minivan that you tool around in. wait that must mean my car really sucks. FML.

your mom. sorry grammar Nazis out there.

#82, I'm sorry to tell you that even with that correction, your comment is still full of failure :)

Failure is so hard to aspire to, but I am glad that I have reached my goal. :P

I personally think your car is kick ass. looked like a lamborghini on the fmls applications small picture

thats exactly what I'm going through right now. I'm 12.

94 obviously you think its cool beacuse you're 14 years old and you know nothing about cars rofl

anything with vertical doors look awesome...bat moblie for one ;3

74 I clicked your profile because you looked like a real douche, which you are.

yes, FYL indeed.

OP, celebrate by getting laid

U need to go out and get really really drunk!!!

This is a cat-astrophe! I say, quit being a pussy and go make some friends.

omg 2 puns in one sentence! it's the end of all fmls

so funny. nawt.

Learn to appreciate my humor. You mini Buzz Killingtons.

FFML, I get and appreciate your humor. Even if it took you *two* sentences to make two puns, not one. Don't be a sourpuss, just continue strutting on the catwalk like the supermodel you really are.

Hey! I do what I can. :D

how does ffml's ass smell Doc? I'm just wondering cuz ur always kissing it...

How does cocaine feel, MissErikaHart? Since you're always snorting it.

FFML_314 & MissErikaHart: Cat Fight!!!!! Reeeeeeeeer!

ahh needless to say, it's a cat fight

Miss Hart, I kiss noone's ass but my wife's. I compliment her because I find her comments amusing, unlike yours. If you make an amusing comment, I'll be happy to compliment it. Until then, you are welcome to stand under a pile of bricks and play Chicken with gravity.

She is just mad, because I made it known how stupid she is.

Perhaps you will be able to tell us how those bricks smell??

Hahahahahahahahahaha! Funniest comments I've ever read!

But ur not really funny. go spend ur time doing something else. go ahead, correct my grammar loser.

I might just cry.

You should go out and make some friends.

Thank you for pointing this out Sherlock Holmes.

"no shit Sherlock" is not how u say it anymore?

yeah it's "No shit Sherlock!"

you're welcome Watson :)

Seems like your pussy is the only friend you've got. . .FYL! YDI for not going out more

Meow mix is the devils work!! Worst Drug Ever...

hey at least your pet cat will always be there for you!!!

cats live for like 10 years or somthing

lol rain on his parade