Language of love

By TheGirl - 23/11/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML
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tukker 0
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I saw this going a different direction when i was reading it...

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vampirate 0
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ULTIMATE. WET WILLIE.

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saraa_c 0
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that's gross ...

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wiserman 0

better drool than spooge. just saying.

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FarSide 22
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YDI for having a loose ear canal.

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Ootori 0
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hahahahahahahahaha

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hornetchik 0

Lol thats a bit gross, but I dribble in my sleep as well!

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Starchild21 3
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Do you slobber all over your boyfriend's ear too? ____________________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

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CherryCupcakes 0
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That's kinda ew.

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_Noon_ 0
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It kinda is.

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renizzle 0
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LMAO sorry thats hilerious!

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DoomJeff91 2

I have a mule and her name is Sal, 15 miles on the ear canal!

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Starchild21 3
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Cat I'm a kitty cat and I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance. Cat I'm a kitty cat and I meow meow meow and I meow meow meow ___________________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

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tukker 0
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I saw this going a different direction when i was reading it...

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atomicmrpelly 2

I knoooow! Bathos!

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vampirate 0
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ULTIMATE. WET WILLIE.

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Mmbop 0

...WHAT was he dreaming about?

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jonny2x4 0
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Was he dreaming about bacon? Bacon is the solution to most of life's problems, you know.

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Plumppotato 3
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sucks for jews. hahaha i make pork joke. but in all seriousness, poor jews. and other religions that adhere to specific diets. and vegetarians. not because they cant have bacon, but because i feel sorry for them in general.

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grrrarrrg2 2
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#10 you are by far the smartest man to ever post on FML!

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AKBIGCAL 0
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haha, I so thought you were gunna say he was standing above you and had just finished wackin off, but dats still pretty funny...

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nolimits 0
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That ain't drool shweethawt!

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