Language of love

By TheGirl - 23/11/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 342
You deserved it 3 946

Same thing different taste

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I saw this going a different direction when i was reading it...


hornetchik 0

Lol thats a bit gross, but I dribble in my sleep as well!

Do you slobber all over your boyfriend's ear too? ____________________________________

DoomJeff91 2

I have a mule and her name is Sal, 15 miles on the ear canal!

Cat I'm a kitty cat and I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance. Cat I'm a kitty cat and I meow meow meow and I meow meow meow ___________________________________

Mmbop 0

...WHAT was he dreaming about?

Was he dreaming about bacon? Bacon is the solution to most of life's problems, you know.

sucks for jews. hahaha i make pork joke. but in all seriousness, poor jews. and other religions that adhere to specific diets. and vegetarians. not because they cant have bacon, but because i feel sorry for them in general.

#10 you are by far the smartest man to ever post on FML!

haha, I so thought you were gunna say he was standing above you and had just finished wackin off, but dats still pretty funny...