Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML
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Today, I tried kissing my boyfriend on the tip of his nose. He sneezed mid-kiss and headbutted me. Now, there's just an awkward silence. FML
Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend was about to sneeze. To avoid getting his new tablet wet, he chose to sneeze right into my face instead. FML
Today, I worked up the courage at lunch to sit next to the girl I've been in love with for 3 years. Everything was going great. That is, until I sneezed and my retainer shot out my mouth, and landed in her lap. FML
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML
Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML
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boatiebanter 0
"YDI for having bad teeth / not looking after your teeth" Really? The vast majority of people who have braces have them to correct something they could not possibly have any control over, like misaligned teeth or an over/underbite. Not looking after your teeth gives you cavities, not braces.
easlehc 0
ohh, devo!! I always mocked my friend saying that it was going to happen to her but I never did. poor you sorry xxx
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Comments (192)
RedPillSucks 33
Don't sweat it girl-friend. Was this your first kiss? Sounds like your boy-friend couldn't get over the trauma of being lip-locked (literally) and sneezed in the mouth. He probably has post-traumatic syndrome, so every time he thinks of kissing, he thinks of pain. Maybe breaking up is for the best. Congratulations for creating another person who associates making-out with pain. Hope he doesn't start wanking off to snuff films and heavy metal.
Jakethesnake34 0
What the hell?
repyourcliche 0
not gonna lie, i lol'd.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
It's post traumatic stress syndrome. But still.. Lol. :P
kingghidorah 10
Haha I know right? This seems like something that would have or has been in a movie haha
omgtacos 0
21 **** you... what does brushing your teeth have to do with braces? brushing is for removing placque or however you spell it and braces are for disaligned teeth. OP that boyfriend of yours sounds like a douche, I would find a new one.
hahism 0
Dont you just love having naturally perfect teeth? I do :D
autumn16 0
49 haha I had braces for a year (: but now i'm lovin my perfect teeth (:
marylovesyou8D 7
boo whoo a year most people have them 2 years or more so stfu.
autumn16 0
exactly why I'm so happy (: and don't hate (;
xAllygator 1
#130 Uh, Autumn was just stating that she had her braces on for a year. She wasn't complaining. So how about YOU "stfu"?
MrSassypants 34
at least he didn't drop kick u then say it was over
cutey101 0
ahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
withered 30
He's stupid, you're better off without him. Your salima didn't bother him while making out, they you accidentaly sneezed and it was over? What a douchebag...
mollyjynxjax 28
I think you mean *saliva*
Virus963 5
#20 needs to stfu and not be depressing. fag
dingo353 0
Good imagination.
natural711 6
ah yes if they looked after thier teeth..right bunch of billshit badvteethvrvgenetic...there's nothing u can do about it.