Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried kissing my boyfriend on the tip of his nose. He sneezed mid-kiss and headbutted me. Now, there's just an awkward silence. FML
Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend was about to sneeze. To avoid getting his new tablet wet, he chose to sneeze right into my face instead. FML
Today, I worked up the courage at lunch to sit next to the girl I've been in love with for 3 years. Everything was going great. That is, until I sneezed and my retainer shot out my mouth, and landed in her lap. FML
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML
Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML
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Top comments
boatiebanter 0
"YDI for having bad teeth / not looking after your teeth" Really? The vast majority of people who have braces have them to correct something they could not possibly have any control over, like misaligned teeth or an over/underbite. Not looking after your teeth gives you cavities, not braces.
easlehc 0
ohh, devo!! I always mocked my friend saying that it was going to happen to her but I never did. poor you sorry xxx
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Comments (192)
liberal_spice 0
Do people really think needing braces is your own fault or are they just trying to wind people up? If you don't understand that people need them because the natural alignment of their teeth is bad then you probably haven't got all the lights turned on upstairs. :/
xXxbluetweetyxXx 0
awww that suckss. :(((
sk8ergirl553 0
i agree with 18. op i hope ypu can straighten things out with your boyfriend. if u can't try finding someone who doesnt have braces
dugumit 0
what are you doing? kissing with your teeth?
tnt227 4
sounds traumatizing
dphilipson12 0
I've had braces and made out with girls that have had them too. this ***** fake. OP get a life and stop trying to create one.
karebear9 0
andruha - STFU you idiot... you deserve being a ******* inconsiderate douche bag... go jump off a cliff and save the world from your dumb and insulting comments
GaijinDiver 0
Favorited! I pictured it... it was hilarious.
ToNstAAr 8
Thats gross....
autumn16 0
73 yer beyond pretty
chickengnaw 0
Hahahahahahaahahahahhhhaa I laughed SO HARD when I read this. Epic!