By anonymous - 05/09/2014 16:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend was about to sneeze. To avoid getting his new tablet wet, he chose to sneeze right into my face instead. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 987
You deserved it 3 892

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Roskosity 22

Did you wipe the mucus off of your face and onto the tablet?

Lil_Red777 21

So hitting him isn't childish?


Roskosity 22

Did you wipe the mucus off of your face and onto the tablet?

#1 that's a childish way to handle this kind of situation. I would slap his face! Ain't nobody be sneezing on me for now on!

Lil_Red777 21

So hitting him isn't childish?

I would hit him, that's disgusting, I mean I understand you don't want to have to clean your tablet but I don't want that crap in my face.

Have some sense of humor guys. Fff you're boring.

badluckalex 23

thumbing up your own comment I see

@26 your original comment still gets a thumbs down because it's wack.

ShadowlessSpear 21

No tissues? He can use your shirt too.

cadillacgal79 32

I see her point here, usually if you cough, sneeze etc, you do it in your elbow and not on the person next to you.

What's your deal, #17? Honestly, its the polite thing to do.

#3, I really hate to be that guy, but it annoys me when people use 'of' instead of 'have' so.... *have

Thank you, I didn't realize my mistake. c:

#33 - 40 made my point for me, I'm sick and tired of people not knowing there is 'have' instead of 'of' although it sounds simlar...

cadillacgal79 32

52-they don't sound similar to me, although it just be they way I say em

#53 That's not that important, I mean, how anyone in their right mind can think there is something like 'should of done something'. It's a nuisance.

Dreamsorrow93 24

I'm not sure if I'd feel cared about if someone sneezed all over my face, haha.

Plus it's the other way around. Sharing is caring

Oh yeah. He's a keeper. Wipe your snot on him next time you sneeze

I would have just wiped my face with his shirt

DogeMan 14

Next time u have a sneeze, use ur boyfriends shirt as a tissue and make it even

daydreamer244 13

He has some interesting priorities.

I wouldn't consider it priorities because I thought it was common sense to sneeze on your sleeve or the inside of your shirt (I do that). But I guess not.... I feel bad for OP, that's disgusting.