Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML
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Today, I tried kissing my boyfriend on the tip of his nose. He sneezed mid-kiss and headbutted me. Now, there's just an awkward silence. FML
Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend was about to sneeze. To avoid getting his new tablet wet, he chose to sneeze right into my face instead. FML
Today, I worked up the courage at lunch to sit next to the girl I've been in love with for 3 years. Everything was going great. That is, until I sneezed and my retainer shot out my mouth, and landed in her lap. FML
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML
Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML
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Top comments
boatiebanter 0
"YDI for having bad teeth / not looking after your teeth" Really? The vast majority of people who have braces have them to correct something they could not possibly have any control over, like misaligned teeth or an over/underbite. Not looking after your teeth gives you cavities, not braces.
easlehc 0
ohh, devo!! I always mocked my friend saying that it was going to happen to her but I never did. poor you sorry xxx
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Comments (192)
nerdsgetmehot 23
If you're both young enough to have braces, the break-up isn't the end of the world. It may seem like it at the time, but chances are you'll have plenty more boyfriends.
emmanizzer 6
i thought that wasn't possible. good thing don't have my braces anymore!
cytoloopy 1
what an ass. you are better off without him
autumn16 0
21 yer an idiot.. teeth do naturally screw up. you can't do it your self.. ppl get braces because their teeth come in wrong.. dumb ass
tucansam555 3
u do no thats impossible
autumn16 0
83: your really ugly and a bitch and even if he was talkin about misaligned teeth people can't ****** help how their teeth come in so do us ALL a favor and shut the **** up (:
CalGirl1990 0
ahaha the minor things are soooooo important when you're young. That is hilarious, fyl.
xXLenaXx 0
ok OP, so you guys are like, what, 12? if that happened with me and my bf, we'd laugh until we wet ourselves, which'd only make us laugh more, and then, at the end, we'd both stop, stare at each other, and go "we are BADASS together". coz that's how we roll. :) i hope you find someone like that too, OP. :)
MSmilesxo 0
when you submit a story do you have to add FML to the end of it ? ;$
pasiphae9 5
Yes, and you have to start with "Today" too :)
My2864 1
wow lmao i didnt even knew that could happen suck though damn glad i dont have braces