Health: Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well...

By fmlpanda - 29/05/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2014 12:11 - United States - Brevard

Today, I tried kissing my boyfriend on the tip of his nose. He sneezed mid-kiss and headbutted me. Now, there's just an awkward silence. FML

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By Achoo - 15/10/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 19:11 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML

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By kewlio45 - 01/07/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

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By anonymous - 05/09/2014 16:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend was about to sneeze. To avoid getting his new tablet wet, he chose to sneeze right into my face instead. FML

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By braceface - 07/07/2010 13:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I worked up the courage at lunch to sit next to the girl I've been in love with for 3 years. Everything was going great. That is, until I sneezed and my retainer shot out my mouth, and landed in her lap. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 11:26 - Australia

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML

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By TheGirl - 23/11/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML

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By SierraDiaz2097 - 23/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Vardaman

Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML

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boatiebanter 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 13:01

"YDI for having bad teeth / not looking after your teeth" Really? The vast majority of people who have braces have them to correct something they could not possibly have any control over, like misaligned teeth or an over/underbite. Not looking after your teeth gives you cavities, not braces.

easlehc 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 12:19

ohh, devo!! I always mocked my friend saying that it was going to happen to her but I never did. poor you sorry xxx

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SubjectX 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 19:52

you deserve it for kissing wrong. both if you. your teeth should never come that close to contact, and French kissing is over rated. but you will learn.

mollyjynxjax 28

Sunday 19 May 2013 21:28

Braces stick out farther than you'd think

femalepimp 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 20:42

your boyfriends a real panzy to break up with you because of that.

sw33th3art 3

Saturday 29 May 2010 21:26

lol that is the funniest thing ever!!!

Erindub 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 21:34

If he broke up with you over this your relationship couldn't have been that solid to begin with. I'm guessing you were dating for like a whole 10 minutes

blackllama 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 21:44

50- epic win.

varkey 7

Saturday 29 May 2010 21:54

This is why 12 year olds shouldn't make out. Also, there was no need to use the phrase "proceeded to." You just sneezed in his mouth; you unnecessarily used passive voice. GRAMMAR NAZI OMGWTFBBQ! YDI

ticklemechantell 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 22:29

xD you're calling me ugly when you can't even really see your face in your picture. so, before you go around insulting people behind your little computer on FML, take a picture that actually shows your face. hha