Health: Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well...

By fmlpanda - 29/05/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2014 12:11 - United States - Brevard

Today, I tried kissing my boyfriend on the tip of his nose. He sneezed mid-kiss and headbutted me. Now, there's just an awkward silence. FML

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By Achoo - 15/10/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 19:11 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML

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By kewlio45 - 01/07/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

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By anonymous - 05/09/2014 16:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend was about to sneeze. To avoid getting his new tablet wet, he chose to sneeze right into my face instead. FML

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By braceface - 07/07/2010 13:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I worked up the courage at lunch to sit next to the girl I've been in love with for 3 years. Everything was going great. That is, until I sneezed and my retainer shot out my mouth, and landed in her lap. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 11:26 - Australia

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML

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By TheGirl - 23/11/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML

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By SierraDiaz2097 - 23/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Vardaman

Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML

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boatiebanter 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 13:01

"YDI for having bad teeth / not looking after your teeth" Really? The vast majority of people who have braces have them to correct something they could not possibly have any control over, like misaligned teeth or an over/underbite. Not looking after your teeth gives you cavities, not braces.

easlehc 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 12:19

ohh, devo!! I always mocked my friend saying that it was going to happen to her but I never did. poor you sorry xxx

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Leftieswillrule 3

Friday 15 October 2010 22:57

wow perhaps be a little more attentive to what you're doing and a bit more DETACHED from the making out?

momianajones 0

Monday 21 March 2011 22:32

I'm an orthodontist. this is impossible. you made it up. liar.

jannie22 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 1:54

**** you 97 that was very rude

josephmendesgigg 0

Friday 24 June 2011 7:23

I would break up with you right there

batman4eva3113 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 22:28

that happened to me and my bff went ah well u shuldnt hav been pda-ing

ninjacutie 6

Thursday 11 August 2011 5:44

I didn't know that could happen!! I have braces… so does my boyfriend… I'm afraid…

rainysky 8

Friday 18 November 2011 21:44

That's why I waited until my boyfriend got his braces off :D

awesomeamandas 37

Sunday 3 November 2013 11:04

Where does it say they broke up? I figured the fml had more to do with the fact that she got her braces caught which caused her pain.

cadillacgal79 32

Tuesday 15 July 2014 16:20

21-wow, how ignorant are you? I had braces, but that's because my teeth were ****** up (crossbite and the gap) you don't get braces because you only brush every other day, I brush and floss and mouthwash every day.

LifeTrolls 16

Sunday 29 November 2015 6:57

Ugh. that seriously sucks. When I had braces, the stupid gym teachers made the classes run in opposite directions on the path at the same time. I rounded a corner and smashed into the fastest girl in the grade. I had to pull strands of my inner lip off my braces. I was spitting blood for the next 20 minutes...