By allgassedout - 04/01/2015 00:23 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I was lying in bed with my girlfriend. Trying to be romantic, I complimented her on how nice her hair smelled. She replied: "Yeah? Wait till you smell this." then let out the vilest, most nauseating fart I'd ever smelled in my life. FML
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I love it when stereotypical gender roles get reversed


Fart Wars- The Phantom Menace

Its all great until someone shits themselves lol

It's all shits and giggles until somebody giggles and shits.

He can't he's all gassed out, it's right in the username!

incoherentrmblr 21

That must've been one warm Dutch oven...

She's a keeper.

That sure is one way to keep things funky...

I love it when stereotypical gender roles get reversed

YES!!! Seriously, her humor rocks and you Wanna marry someone you can fart around/is comfortable farting around you.

omgitsmoe 26

A Dutch oven but without the sheets?

We call that farting.

They should've called it German oven, just sayin.

If you're saying what I think you're saying, uncool.

I seen the humour and I am German.

79- It's easy to see the humor when you're German, try to see the humor when you're Jewish....

Shrek would be proud

JocelynKaulitz 28

Not until someone's dead

Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

MzZombicidal 36

Hey, just be happy you two are that comfortable with each other! Even if your sense of smell has to suffer for it. ;P

That's a keeper for sure, gg

Romance at its finest.

YDI for complimenting her