By allgassedout - 04/01/2015 00:23 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I was lying in bed with my girlfriend. Trying to be romantic, I complimented her on how nice her hair smelled. She replied: "Yeah? Wait till you smell this." then let out the vilest, most nauseating fart I'd ever smelled in my life. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 387
You deserved it 7 341

Same thing different taste


Its all great until someone ***** themselves lol

It's all ***** and giggles until somebody giggles and *****.

He can't he's all gassed out, it's right in the username!

incoherentrmblr 21

That must've been one warm Dutch oven...

I love it when stereotypical gender roles get reversed

YES!!! Seriously, her humor rocks and you Wanna marry someone you can fart around/is comfortable farting around you.

omgitsmoe 26

A Dutch oven but without the sheets?

They should've called it German oven, just sayin.

If you're saying what I think you're saying, uncool.

79- It's easy to see the humor when you're German, try to see the humor when you're Jewish....

MzZombicidal 36

Hey, just be happy you two are that comfortable with each other! Even if your sense of smell has to suffer for it. ;P