By allgassedout - 04/01/2015 00:23 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I was lying in bed with my girlfriend. Trying to be romantic, I complimented her on how nice her hair smelled. She replied: "Yeah? Wait till you smell this." then let out the vilest, most nauseating fart I'd ever smelled in my life. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 359
You deserved it 7 327
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jackwilliams 9
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I love it when stereotypical gender roles get reversed

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PennyLane27 32
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Fart Wars- The Phantom Menace

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kiaora_fml 11
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Its all great until someone shits themselves lol

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fuckyourlifeOP 25
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It's all shits and giggles until somebody giggles and shits.

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blueblu97 16
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He can't he's all gassed out, it's right in the username!

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incoherentrmblr 21

That must've been one warm Dutch oven...

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joe3_fml 15
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She's a keeper.

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thatnucca 36
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That sure is one way to keep things funky...

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jackwilliams 9
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I love it when stereotypical gender roles get reversed

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PennyLane27 32
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YES!!! Seriously, her humor rocks and you Wanna marry someone you can fart around/is comfortable farting around you.

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omgitsmoe 26

A Dutch oven but without the sheets?

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RobinGoodfellow 47
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We call that farting.

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Erebus_Terror 12
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They should've called it German oven, just sayin.

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AnalAssassin1 14
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If you're saying what I think you're saying, uncool.

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FBellesLife 15
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I seen the humour and I am German.

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crudeandrudeguy 29
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79- It's easy to see the humor when you're German, try to see the humor when you're Jewish....

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DolphinLaser23 24
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Shrek would be proud

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JocelynKaulitz 28

Not until someone's dead

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thespiantess 18
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Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

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MzZombicidal 36

Hey, just be happy you two are that comfortable with each other! Even if your sense of smell has to suffer for it. ;P

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Dlzq 22
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That's a keeper for sure, gg

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RobinGoodfellow 47
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Romance at its finest.

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sstahpp 33
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YDI for complimenting her

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