FML : Today, just after waking up, I caught a glimpse of my girlfriend in the mirror. Not knowing I was awake, she sniffed at her armpits, started gagging, then...

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Today, just after waking up, I caught a glimpse of my girlfriend in the mirror. Not knowing I was awake, she sniffed at her armpits, started gagging, then quietly came back to bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Harry Dare / Friday 2 September 2011 16:31 / United Kingdom

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By ThatGenericGuy | 6

#3224513 - Friday 2 September 2011 23:44

Admit it, that turned you on.

By enonymous | 8

#3224540 - Friday 2 September 2011 23:48

She probably has to put up with your
Dutch ovens. Only fair

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By ThatGenericGuy | 6

#3224513 - Friday 2 September 2011 23:44

Admit it, that turned you on.

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IdontWanna69 | 8

#3224518 - Friday 2 September 2011 23:45

I'm getting hard from just reading this ;)

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FarSide | 22

#3224560 - Friday 2 September 2011 23:53

My wife does that to her navel.

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WCARlover | 34

#3224564 - Friday 2 September 2011 23:53

Not as much as your picture does

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futtbuck101 | 1

#3224565 - Friday 2 September 2011 23:53

Mmm kinky

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FFPulley | 9

#3224609 - Saturday 3 September 2011 0:04

If her pits stink that bad, imagine what everything else must smell like. Yummy!

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LiveLaughFML | 10

#3224616 - Saturday 3 September 2011 0:05

remember not to breathe in threw your nose, OP

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DinosaursAreCool_fml | 8

#3224673 - Saturday 3 September 2011 0:17

Buy her deodorant for Christmas?

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Pixxio_O | 11

#3224718 - Saturday 3 September 2011 0:29

At least she didn't smell your armpits and started gagging...

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ThreeSheetsGone | 12

#3224724 - Saturday 3 September 2011 0:30

Spray her down with Febreeze while she's sleeping. Then hang some pine tree air fresheners from her toes.

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yoursucklives | 36

#3225406 - Saturday 3 September 2011 2:32

i imagine this like in the sims. do green stink lines come from her pits!?

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laneylovesu2 | 3

#3225593 - Saturday 3 September 2011 3:16

You can play this off... Take a hot shower together;)

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LostSaiyan | 3

#3225788 - Saturday 3 September 2011 3:55

#70 win!

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hope540 | 0

#3226454 - Saturday 3 September 2011 6:40

Oh, what a keeper!

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nromanyuk | 4

#3226884 - Saturday 3 September 2011 7:51

70 - best advice!!

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RainbowHeadache | 2

#3227291 - Saturday 3 September 2011 9:25

We all sniff ourselves when we think you men aren't looking.

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macman23 | 3

#3227335 - Saturday 3 September 2011 9:46

At 25 who dat gonna beat dem saints? Im pretty sure the Seahawks did haha

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WeemanIsBack | 3

#3227529 - Saturday 3 September 2011 11:26

70 - Smooth!

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tahvoh | 3

#3230320 - Saturday 3 September 2011 21:59

hahahaha! GENIUS!

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stevenJB | 22

#3445224 - Monday 17 October 2011 15:38

The best outcome to this situation :D

By lannie1234 | 0

#3224516 - Friday 2 September 2011 23:45

Mmmm sexy, you loved it abd know it(;

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max_wilder | 9

#3224735 - Saturday 3 September 2011 0:33

^^^^^^ ^^^^^^
• •
/.
___

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max_wilder | 9

#3224745 - Saturday 3 September 2011 0:35

^^^^^^ ^^^^^^
• •
/.
___

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drawmesunshine | 17

#3224756 - Saturday 3 September 2011 0:36

I like the eyebrows.

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Madiluvsyuh98 | 2

#3224804 - Saturday 3 September 2011 0:50

41... Your pick is very... Disturbing

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ukrage | 1

#3226465 - Saturday 3 September 2011 6:45

And yours isn't :)

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Madiluvsyuh98 | 2

#3227830 - Saturday 3 September 2011 13:33

Hahahahaha neither is yours :)

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kkmwong | 11

#3230544 - Saturday 3 September 2011 22:49

Love the picture 41

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drawmesunshine | 17

#3234073 - Sunday 4 September 2011 17:57

Thank you (:

By kablooey_01 | 3

#3224517 - Friday 2 September 2011 23:45

eww

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animalover721 | 3

#3226261 - Saturday 3 September 2011 5:49

Hey! Tell your girlfriend there is this new thing! It's called, DEODORANT.

By perrymaker | 0

#3224520 - Friday 2 September 2011 23:46

What's wrong with that? She's saving water from not showering :P

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Jacobt24 | 19

#3226414 - Saturday 3 September 2011 6:22

If they really want to save water they can shower together

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djack0113 | 0

#3241870 - Monday 5 September 2011 19:08

Ya she's just trying to save the environment

By lbeer | 1

#3224523 - Friday 2 September 2011 23:46

So everyone stinks people just cover it up

By daydreamer244 | 12

#3224530 - Friday 2 September 2011 23:47

she's a keeper!

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hockey199813 | 5

#3224580 - Friday 2 September 2011 23:57

In the basement

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poopybutt12345 | 0

#3225694 - Saturday 3 September 2011 3:34

Chained to the radiator...

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jellybeans4833 | 7

#3226741 - Saturday 3 September 2011 7:27

with million dollars worth of some kind of air freshener or fragrance.

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ohSNAPyall | 26

#3227132 - Saturday 3 September 2011 8:34

73 that'll just make her sweatier.

By PiXiEdUsT07 | 7

#3224534 - Friday 2 September 2011 23:47

deodorant?

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Molzen | 3

#3224596 - Saturday 3 September 2011 0:00

Stinky*

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Mysanitywins | 10

#3225604 - Saturday 3 September 2011 3:19

Original comment.

By RaineLee | 5

#3224535 - Friday 2 September 2011 23:47

Kinky.

By KaelaKhaotic | 5

#3224538 - Friday 2 September 2011 23:48

That's sexy and you know it. ;]

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theten_fml | 9

#3225302 - Saturday 3 September 2011 2:12

Clap your hands

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swimchica22 | 0

#3226059 - Saturday 3 September 2011 4:58

Kaela

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swimchica22 | 0

#3226098 - Saturday 3 September 2011 5:08

(:

By enonymous | 8

#3224540 - Friday 2 September 2011 23:48

She probably has to put up with your
Dutch ovens. Only fair

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