By Harry Dare - 02/09/2011 16:31 - United Kingdom

Today, just after waking up, I caught a glimpse of my girlfriend in the mirror. Not knowing I was awake, she sniffed at her armpits, started gagging, then quietly came back to bed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 985
You deserved it 4 320

Same thing different taste

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enonymous 8

She probably has to put up with your Dutch ovens. Only fair

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I'm getting hard from just reading this ;)

If her pits stink that bad, imagine what everything else must smell like. Yummy!

LiveLaughFML 10

remember not to breathe in threw your nose, OP

DinosaursAreCool_fml 8

Buy her deodorant for Christmas?

Pixxio_O 11

At least she didn't smell your armpits and started gagging...

Spray her down with Febreeze while she's sleeping. Then hang some pine tree air fresheners from her toes.

yoursucklives 36

i imagine this like in the sims. do green stink lines come from her pits!?

You can play this off... Take a hot shower together;)

RainbowHeadache 2

We all sniff ourselves when we think you men aren't looking.

macman23 4

At 25 who dat gonna beat dem saints? Im pretty sure the Seahawks did haha

stevenJB 25

The best outcome to this situation :D

Hey! Tell your girlfriend there is this new thing! It's called, DEODORANT.

What's wrong with that? She's saving water from not showering :P

If they really want to save water they can shower together

Ya she's just trying to save the environment

So everyone stinks people just cover it up

enonymous 8

She probably has to put up with your Dutch ovens. Only fair