By Harry Dare - 02/09/2011 16:31 - United Kingdom

Today, just after waking up, I caught a glimpse of my girlfriend in the mirror. Not knowing I was awake, she sniffed at her armpits, started gagging, then quietly came back to bed. FML
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enonymous 8

She probably has to put up with your Dutch ovens. Only fair

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IdontWanna69 8

I'm getting hard from just reading this ;)

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FFPulley 9

If her pits stink that bad, imagine what everything else must smell like. Yummy!

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LiveLaughFML 10

remember not to breathe in threw your nose, OP

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DinosaursAreCool_fml 8

Buy her deodorant for Christmas?

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Pixxio_O 11

At least she didn't smell your armpits and started gagging...

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ThreeSheetsGone 12

Spray her down with Febreeze while she's sleeping. Then hang some pine tree air fresheners from her toes.

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yoursucklives 36

i imagine this like in the sims. do green stink lines come from her pits!?

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laneylovesu2 3

You can play this off... Take a hot shower together;)

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RainbowHeadache 2

We all sniff ourselves when we think you men aren't looking.

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macman23 4

At 25 who dat gonna beat dem saints? Im pretty sure the Seahawks did haha

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stevenJB 25

The best outcome to this situation :D

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animalover721 3

Hey! Tell your girlfriend there is this new thing! It's called, DEODORANT.

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perrymaker 0

What's wrong with that? She's saving water from not showering :P

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Jacobt24 19

If they really want to save water they can shower together

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djack0113 0

Ya she's just trying to save the environment

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lbeer 1

So everyone stinks people just cover it up

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enonymous 8

She probably has to put up with your Dutch ovens. Only fair

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