By Harry Dare - 02/09/2011 16:31 - United Kingdom

Today, just after waking up, I caught a glimpse of my girlfriend in the mirror. Not knowing I was awake, she sniffed at her armpits, started gagging, then quietly came back to bed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 965
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Admit it, that turned you on.

enonymous 8

She probably has to put up with your Dutch ovens. Only fair


Admit it, that turned you on.

I'm getting hard from just reading this ;)

My wife does that to her navel.

Not as much as your picture does

futtbuck101 1

Mmm kinky

If her pits stink that bad, imagine what everything else must smell like. Yummy!

LiveLaughFML 10

remember not to breathe in threw your nose, OP

DinosaursAreCool_fml 8

Buy her deodorant for Christmas?

Pixxio_O 11

At least she didn't smell your armpits and started gagging...

Spray her down with Febreeze while she's sleeping. Then hang some pine tree air fresheners from her toes.

yoursucklives 36

i imagine this like in the sims. do green stink lines come from her pits!?

You can play this off... Take a hot shower together;)

LostSaiyan 3

#70 win!

Oh, what a keeper!

70 - best advice!!

RainbowHeadache 2

We all sniff ourselves when we think you men aren't looking.

macman23 4

At 25 who dat gonna beat dem saints? Im pretty sure the Seahawks did haha

70 - Smooth!

tahvoh 3

hahahaha! GENIUS!

stevenJB 25

The best outcome to this situation :D

Mmmm sexy, you loved it abd know it(;

^^^^^^ ^^^^^^ • • /. ___

^^^^^^ ^^^^^^ • • /. ___

drawmesunshine 17

I like the eyebrows.

Madiluvsyuh98 2

41... Your pick is very... Disturbing

ukrage 1

And yours isn't :)

Madiluvsyuh98 2

Hahahahaha neither is yours :)

Love the picture 41

drawmesunshine 17

Thank you (:

kablooey_01 3


Hey! Tell your girlfriend there is this new thing! It's called, DEODORANT.

What's wrong with that? She's saving water from not showering :P

If they really want to save water they can shower together

Ya she's just trying to save the environment

So everyone stinks people just cover it up

daydreamer244 13

she's a keeper!

In the basement

Chained to the radiator...

with million dollars worth of some kind of air freshener or fragrance.

73 that'll just make her sweatier.

PiXiEdUsT07 7


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KaelaKhaotic 5

That's sexy and you know it. ;]

theten_fml 9

Clap your hands

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enonymous 8

She probably has to put up with your Dutch ovens. Only fair