Today, wanting to be romantic, I came home with flowers, and told my girlfriend I love her and that I never want us to fall apart. Before I could finish my second sentence, she farted, said, "Aww, that's so sweet" and quickly excused herself to the bathroom. FML
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sheerem
| 7
She probably just had diarrhea and didn't want to crap her pants in front of you. Don't take it too seriously.
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zachlibby
| 4
Nothing more romantic than a fart.
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boredSOLDIER
| 33
get another female
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boredSOLDIER
| 33
damnit this was supposed to be for the one with the wedding with the video game theme
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Shrike
| 22
It'd still be pretty fucking stupid, TBH.
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biggestfan23
| 11
Yes getting another female would be the most logical thing to do
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EverestMelting
| 23
That's hot. Lol
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heygirlie777
| 21
OP, at least that means she's comfortable with you!
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sens3sfailing
| 24
Or ate Thai food...
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slurshies
| 11
the flowers were sweet, but that fart sure wasn't
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patrickalamo
| 47
I'd be heading out with the flowers... To the next chicke.
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ruabadfishtoo
| 0
30- No Paris Hilton, it's not.
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spekledworf
| 18
Aww maybe she had the shlits
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bsmith9942
| 11
This should really be the girlfriends FML. OP should have called to see if she was busy and she would have probably informed him she was feeling sick.
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justjazzmyn
| 3
142 by the way OP worded it, it sounds like they live together. & he shouldn't need to check to see if he can come home.
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B3Y0ND
| 3
142- I've noticed that you always seem to take the girlfriend's side, even if she is most definitely in the wrong... That's not cool, man.
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dougiewhale
| 6
139 - Is that like sharting?
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hardimanc
| 1
Sometimes girls cant and won't be your god damn buttercups and rainbows. They sweat, fart, eat what they'll please, workout, lift weights, and take shits sometimes.
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EverestMelting
| 23
133- alright brah, chill?
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aro2471
| 0
either she doesnt care or shes hiding something
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TADspace
| 30
Or she just had to pee?
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
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ReptarTheStar
| 6
Hiding the fact that she has to shit?
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Yes, she probably farted to hide something. -____-
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bsmith9942
| 11
Yes, whenever I'm hiding something, I fart. That always makes the moment less awkward. >.> I would be willing to be she was feeling sick and he just happened to walk in at that time.
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quontag
| 15
I always hide the fact I need to poop with a fart...
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Kiki242
| 19
How did you come to that conclusion? Farts mean deception?
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buck33
| 14
94 - They don't? Well.. This changes everything.
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ellie121
| 4
Or she's lactose intolerant and you caught her at a very bad time.
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zachlibby
| 4
Nothing more romantic than a fart.
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the_anti_hipster
| 7
Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go. Better than the alternative. The sentiment is still sweet! Just...don't go into the bathroom for a while.
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morganrules123
| 10
If someone openly farts in front of you, you know they love you.
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omgthatsosuppera
| 4
Maybe that was just the butterflies escaping.
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windycityassasin
| 6
- Edit
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sens3sfailing
| 24
You know you're in love when you get farted on and just laugh.
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Pretty_Pink_Lady
| 10
Well that was poor timing... really sweet of you though.
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roseXthorns
| 8
If she had to go, she had to go.
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ChelseaGrin112
| 14
Maybe you just caught her in a bad time? Just think of other possibilities OP. (:
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LolOrDeath
| 4
If you gotta go, you gotta go!
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sheerem
| 7
She probably just had diarrhea and didn't want to crap her pants in front of you. Don't take it too seriously.
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hisgirlherboy
| 5
Explosive diarrhea perhaps?
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guy24
| 9
BOOM
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lyskiss
| 10
When you think you're gonna fart, but you blow your pants apart, diarrhea plop plop, diarrhea plop plop.
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slurshies
| 11
109- too graphic... -.-
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reject214
| 10
Gross. You should fart in her face for revenge.
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ouchris
| 9
Now u know... there are moments when its best to be apart =P
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Pentium_4
| 26
if you got laid afterwards, all is well
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challan
| 19
So hershey squirts turn you on?
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starman02
| 12
LOL 101 that made me laugh! I have honest to god never heard that one before. Thank you for making me crack up!
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amandajlucas2015
| 2
Haha very nice
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highway_unicorn7
| 5
Maybe it was your cooking...