FML : Today, wanting to be romantic, I came home with flowers, and told my girlfriend I love her and that I never want us to fall apart. Before I could finish...

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Today, wanting to be romantic, I came home with flowers, and told my girlfriend I love her and that I never want us to fall apart. Before I could finish my second sentence, she farted, said, "Aww, that's so sweet" and quickly excused herself to the bathroom. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 15 August 2012 00:12 / United States

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By sheerem | 7

#4815144 - Wednesday 15 August 2012 5:15

She probably just had diarrhea and didn't want to crap her pants in front of you. Don't take it too seriously.

By zachlibby | 4

#4815134 - Wednesday 15 August 2012 5:13

Nothing more romantic than a fart.

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By boredSOLDIER | 33

#4815123 - Wednesday 15 August 2012 5:12

get another female

boredSOLDIER | 33

#4815156 - Wednesday 15 August 2012 5:17

damnit this was supposed to be for the one with the wedding with the video game theme

Shrike | 22

#4815171 - Wednesday 15 August 2012 5:20

It'd still be pretty fucking stupid, TBH.

biggestfan23 | 11

#4815173 - Wednesday 15 August 2012 5:20

Yes getting another female would be the most logical thing to do

EverestMelting | 23

#4815186 - Wednesday 15 August 2012 5:23

That's hot. Lol

heygirlie777 | 21

#4815292 - Wednesday 15 August 2012 6:12

OP, at least that means she's comfortable with you!

sens3sfailing | 24

#4815435 - Wednesday 15 August 2012 8:02

Or ate Thai food...

slurshies | 11

#4815451 - Wednesday 15 August 2012 8:16

the flowers were sweet, but that fart sure wasn't

patrickalamo | 47

#4815951 - Wednesday 15 August 2012 13:36

I'd be heading out with the flowers... To the next chicke.

ruabadfishtoo | 0

#4815954 - Wednesday 15 August 2012 13:36

30- No Paris Hilton, it's not.

spekledworf | 17

#4816208 - Wednesday 15 August 2012 15:49

Aww maybe she had the shlits

bsmith9942 | 11

#4816341 - Wednesday 15 August 2012 17:06

This should really be the girlfriends FML. OP should have called to see if she was busy and she would have probably informed him she was feeling sick.

justjazzmyn | 3

#4817233 - Wednesday 15 August 2012 21:08

142 by the way OP worded it, it sounds like they live together. & he shouldn't need to check to see if he can come home.

B3Y0ND | 3

#4817530 - Wednesday 15 August 2012 22:16

142- I've noticed that you always seem to take the girlfriend's side, even if she is most definitely in the wrong... That's not cool, man.

dougiewhale | 6

#4817555 - Wednesday 15 August 2012 22:21

139 - Is that like sharting?

hardimanc | 1

#4820768 - Thursday 16 August 2012 8:13

Sometimes girls cant and won't be your god damn buttercups and rainbows. They sweat, fart, eat what they'll please, workout, lift weights, and take shits sometimes.

EverestMelting | 23

#4822560 - Thursday 16 August 2012 19:35

133- alright brah, chill?

By aro2471 | 0

#4815127 - Wednesday 15 August 2012 5:12

either she doesnt care or shes hiding something

TADspace | 29

#4815142 - Wednesday 15 August 2012 5:14

Or she just had to pee?

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

ReptarTheStar | 6

#4815150 - Wednesday 15 August 2012 5:16

Hiding the fact that she has to shit?

gingerwithsoul_fml | 6

#4815176 - Wednesday 15 August 2012 5:21

Yes, she probably farted to hide something. -____-

bsmith9942 | 11

#4815239 - Wednesday 15 August 2012 5:41

Yes, whenever I'm hiding something, I fart. That always makes the moment less awkward. >.> I would be willing to be she was feeling sick and he just happened to walk in at that time.

quontag | 15

#4815262 - Wednesday 15 August 2012 5:56

I always hide the fact I need to poop with a fart...

Kiki242 | 19

#4815369 - Wednesday 15 August 2012 7:04

How did you come to that conclusion? Farts mean deception?

buck33 | 14

#4815386 - Wednesday 15 August 2012 7:20

94 - They don't? Well.. This changes everything.

ellie121 | 4

#4821209 - Thursday 16 August 2012 12:26

Or she's lactose intolerant and you caught her at a very bad time.

By zachlibby | 4

#4815134 - Wednesday 15 August 2012 5:13

Nothing more romantic than a fart.

the_anti_hipster | 7

#4815148 - Wednesday 15 August 2012 5:16

Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go. Better than the alternative. The sentiment is still sweet! Just...don't go into the bathroom for a while.

morganrules123 | 10

#4815159 - Wednesday 15 August 2012 5:18

If someone openly farts in front of you, you know they love you.

omgthatsosuppera | 4

#4815274 - Wednesday 15 August 2012 6:04

Maybe that was just the butterflies escaping.

windycityassasin | 6

#4815340 - Wednesday 15 August 2012 6:47

- Edit

sens3sfailing | 24

#4815441 - Wednesday 15 August 2012 8:05

You know you're in love when you get farted on and just laugh.

By Pretty_Pink_Lady | 10

#4815139 - Wednesday 15 August 2012 5:14

Well that was poor timing... really sweet of you though.

roseXthorns | 8

#4819790 - Thursday 16 August 2012 4:21

If she had to go, she had to go.

By ChelseaGrin112 | 14

#4815141 - Wednesday 15 August 2012 5:14

Maybe you just caught her in a bad time? Just think of other possibilities OP. (:

LolOrDeath | 4

#4815477 - Wednesday 15 August 2012 8:41

If you gotta go, you gotta go!

By sheerem | 7

#4815144 - Wednesday 15 August 2012 5:15

She probably just had diarrhea and didn't want to crap her pants in front of you. Don't take it too seriously.

hisgirlherboy | 5

#4815175 - Wednesday 15 August 2012 5:21

Explosive diarrhea perhaps?

guy24 | 9

#4815267 - Wednesday 15 August 2012 6:02

BOOM

lyskiss | 10

#4815452 - Wednesday 15 August 2012 8:16

When you think you're gonna fart, but you blow your pants apart, diarrhea plop plop, diarrhea plop plop.

slurshies | 11

#4815454 - Wednesday 15 August 2012 8:19

109- too graphic... -.-

By reject214 | 10

#4815147 - Wednesday 15 August 2012 5:15

Gross. You should fart in her face for revenge.

By ouchris | 8

#4815149 - Wednesday 15 August 2012 5:16

Now u know... there are moments when its best to be apart =P

By Pentium_4 | 26

#4815152 - Wednesday 15 August 2012 5:16

if you got laid afterwards, all is well

challan | 19

#4815417 - Wednesday 15 August 2012 7:49

So hershey squirts turn you on?

starman02 | 12

#4815430 - Wednesday 15 August 2012 7:59

LOL 101 that made me laugh! I have honest to god never heard that one before. Thank you for making me crack up!

amandajlucas2015 | 2

#4817022 - Wednesday 15 August 2012 20:00

Haha very nice

By highway_unicorn7 | 5

#4815155 - Wednesday 15 August 2012 5:17

Maybe it was your cooking...

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