By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 00:12 - United States

Today, wanting to be romantic, I came home with flowers, and told my girlfriend I love her and that I never want us to fall apart. Before I could finish my second sentence, she farted, said, "Aww, that's so sweet" and quickly excused herself to the bathroom. FML
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sheerem 7

She probably just had diarrhea and didn't want to crap her pants in front of you. Don't take it too seriously.

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zachlibby 4
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Nothing more romantic than a fart.

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boredSOLDIER 33

get another female

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boredSOLDIER 33
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damnit this was supposed to be for the one with the wedding with the video game theme

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Shrike 23
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It'd still be pretty fucking stupid, TBH.

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biggestfan23 11
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Yes getting another female would be the most logical thing to do

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EverestMelting 23
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That's hot. Lol

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heygirlie777 21
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OP, at least that means she's comfortable with you!

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sens3sfailing 24
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Or ate Thai food...

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slurshies 11
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the flowers were sweet, but that fart sure wasn't

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patrickalamo 47
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I'd be heading out with the flowers... To the next chicke.

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ruabadfishtoo 0

30- No Paris Hilton, it's not.

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spekledworf 18

Aww maybe she had the shlits

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bsmith9942 11
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This should really be the girlfriends FML. OP should have called to see if she was busy and she would have probably informed him she was feeling sick.

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justjazzmyn 3
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142 by the way OP worded it, it sounds like they live together. & he shouldn't need to check to see if he can come home.

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B3Y0ND 3

142- I've noticed that you always seem to take the girlfriend's side, even if she is most definitely in the wrong... That's not cool, man.

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dougiewhale 6

139 - Is that like sharting?

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hardimanc 1

Sometimes girls cant and won't be your god damn buttercups and rainbows. They sweat, fart, eat what they'll please, workout, lift weights, and take shits sometimes.

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EverestMelting 23
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133- alright brah, chill?

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aro2471 0

either she doesnt care or shes hiding something

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TADspace 30
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Or she just had to pee? When you gotta go, you gotta go.

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ReptarTheStar 6
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Hiding the fact that she has to shit?

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gingerwithsoul_fml 6

Yes, she probably farted to hide something. -____-

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bsmith9942 11
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Yes, whenever I'm hiding something, I fart. That always makes the moment less awkward. >.> I would be willing to be she was feeling sick and he just happened to walk in at that time.

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quontag 15
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I always hide the fact I need to poop with a fart...

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Kiki242 19
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How did you come to that conclusion? Farts mean deception?

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buck33 14
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94 - They don't? Well.. This changes everything.

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ellie121 4
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Or she's lactose intolerant and you caught her at a very bad time.

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zachlibby 4
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Nothing more romantic than a fart.

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the_anti_hipster 7

Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go. Better than the alternative. The sentiment is still sweet! Just...don't go into the bathroom for a while.

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morganrules123 10

If someone openly farts in front of you, you know they love you.

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omgthatsosuppera 4

Maybe that was just the butterflies escaping.

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sens3sfailing 24
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You know you're in love when you get farted on and just laugh.

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Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

Well that was poor timing... really sweet of you though.

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roseXthorns 8
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If she had to go, she had to go.

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ChelseaGrin112 14
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Maybe you just caught her in a bad time? Just think of other possibilities OP. (:

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LolOrDeath 4
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If you gotta go, you gotta go!

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sheerem 7

She probably just had diarrhea and didn't want to crap her pants in front of you. Don't take it too seriously.

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hisgirlherboy 5

Explosive diarrhea perhaps?

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lyskiss 10

When you think you're gonna fart, but you blow your pants apart, diarrhea plop plop, diarrhea plop plop.

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slurshies 11
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109- too graphic... -.-

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reject214 10
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Gross. You should fart in her face for revenge.

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ouchris 9
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Now u know... there are moments when its best to be apart =P

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Pentium_4 27
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if you got laid afterwards, all is well

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challan 19

So hershey squirts turn you on?

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starman02 12

LOL 101 that made me laugh! I have honest to god never heard that one before. Thank you for making me crack up!

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amandajlucas2015 2

Haha very nice

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highway_unicorn7 5
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Maybe it was your cooking...

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