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By Anonymous - / Wednesday 15 August 2012 00:12 / United States
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She probably just had diarrhea and didn't want to crap her pants in front of you. Don't take it too seriously.

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This should really be the girlfriends FML. OP should have called to see if she was busy and she would have probably informed him she was feeling sick.

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142 by the way OP worded it, it sounds like they live together. & he shouldn't need to check to see if he can come home.

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142- I've noticed that you always seem to take the girlfriend's side, even if she is most definitely in the wrong... That's not cool, man.

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Sometimes girls cant and won't be your god damn buttercups and rainbows. They sweat, fart, eat what they'll please, workout, lift weights, and take shits sometimes.

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Yes, whenever I'm hiding something, I fart. That always makes the moment less awkward. >.> I would be willing to be she was feeling sick and he just happened to walk in at that time.

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Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go. Better than the alternative. The sentiment is still sweet! Just...don't go into the bathroom for a while.

She probably just had diarrhea and didn't want to crap her pants in front of you. Don't take it too seriously.

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When you think you're gonna fart, but you blow your pants apart, diarrhea plop plop, diarrhea plop plop.

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LOL 101 that made me laugh! I have honest to god never heard that one before. Thank you for making me crack up!

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