By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 00:12 - United States
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get another female
damnit this was supposed to be for the one with the wedding with the video game theme
It'd still be pretty fucking stupid, TBH.
Yes getting another female would be the most logical thing to do
That's hot. Lol
OP, at least that means she's comfortable with you!
Or ate Thai food...
the flowers were sweet, but that fart sure wasn't
I'd be heading out with the flowers... To the next chicke.
This should really be the girlfriends FML. OP should have called to see if she was busy and she would have probably informed him she was feeling sick.
142 by the way OP worded it, it sounds like they live together. & he shouldn't need to check to see if he can come home.
133- alright brah, chill?

either she doesnt care or shes hiding something
Or she just had to pee? When you gotta go, you gotta go.
Hiding the fact that she has to shit?
Yes, whenever I'm hiding something, I fart. That always makes the moment less awkward. >.> I would be willing to be she was feeling sick and he just happened to walk in at that time.
I always hide the fact I need to poop with a fart...
How did you come to that conclusion? Farts mean deception?
94 - They don't? Well.. This changes everything.
Or she's lactose intolerant and you caught her at a very bad time.
Nothing more romantic than a fart.
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You know you're in love when you get farted on and just laugh.
If she had to go, she had to go.
Maybe you just caught her in a bad time? Just think of other possibilities OP. (:
If you gotta go, you gotta go!
She probably just had diarrhea and didn't want to crap her pants in front of you. Don't take it too seriously.
BOOM
109- too graphic... -.-
Gross. You should fart in her face for revenge.
Now u know... there are moments when its best to be apart =P
if you got laid afterwards, all is well
Maybe it was your cooking...
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She probably just had diarrhea and didn't want to crap her pants in front of you. Don't take it too seriously.
Nothing more romantic than a fart.