By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 00:12 - United States

Today, wanting to be romantic, I came home with flowers, and told my girlfriend I love her and that I never want us to fall apart. Before I could finish my second sentence, she farted, said, "Aww, that's so sweet" and quickly excused herself to the bathroom. FML
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sheerem 7

She probably just had diarrhea and didn't want to crap her pants in front of you. Don't take it too seriously.

Nothing more romantic than a fart.


get another female

damnit this was supposed to be for the one with the wedding with the video game theme

It'd still be pretty fucking stupid, TBH.

Yes getting another female would be the most logical thing to do

That's hot. Lol

OP, at least that means she's comfortable with you!

Or ate Thai food...

the flowers were sweet, but that fart sure wasn't

I'd be heading out with the flowers... To the next chicke.

ruabadfishtoo 0

30- No Paris Hilton, it's not.

spekledworf 18

Aww maybe she had the shlits

This should really be the girlfriends FML. OP should have called to see if she was busy and she would have probably informed him she was feeling sick.

142 by the way OP worded it, it sounds like they live together. & he shouldn't need to check to see if he can come home.

B3Y0ND 3

142- I've noticed that you always seem to take the girlfriend's side, even if she is most definitely in the wrong... That's not cool, man.

dougiewhale 6

139 - Is that like sharting?

hardimanc 1

Sometimes girls cant and won't be your god damn buttercups and rainbows. They sweat, fart, eat what they'll please, workout, lift weights, and take shits sometimes.

133- alright brah, chill?

either she doesnt care or shes hiding something

Or she just had to pee? When you gotta go, you gotta go.

Hiding the fact that she has to shit?

gingerwithsoul_fml 6

Yes, she probably farted to hide something. -____-

Yes, whenever I'm hiding something, I fart. That always makes the moment less awkward. >.> I would be willing to be she was feeling sick and he just happened to walk in at that time.

I always hide the fact I need to poop with a fart...

How did you come to that conclusion? Farts mean deception?

94 - They don't? Well.. This changes everything.

Or she's lactose intolerant and you caught her at a very bad time.

Nothing more romantic than a fart.

the_anti_hipster 7

Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go. Better than the alternative. The sentiment is still sweet! Just...don't go into the bathroom for a while.

morganrules123 10

If someone openly farts in front of you, you know they love you.

omgthatsosuppera 4

Maybe that was just the butterflies escaping.

You know you're in love when you get farted on and just laugh.

Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

Well that was poor timing... really sweet of you though.

If she had to go, she had to go.

Maybe you just caught her in a bad time? Just think of other possibilities OP. (:

If you gotta go, you gotta go!

sheerem 7

She probably just had diarrhea and didn't want to crap her pants in front of you. Don't take it too seriously.

hisgirlherboy 5

Explosive diarrhea perhaps?

lyskiss 10

When you think you're gonna fart, but you blow your pants apart, diarrhea plop plop, diarrhea plop plop.

109- too graphic... -.-

Gross. You should fart in her face for revenge.

Now u know... there are moments when its best to be apart =P

if you got laid afterwards, all is well

challan 19

So hershey squirts turn you on?

starman02 12

LOL 101 that made me laugh! I have honest to god never heard that one before. Thank you for making me crack up!

amandajlucas2015 2

Haha very nice

Maybe it was your cooking...