Love: Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are...

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 09:53 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML

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By pikachu - 20/01/2009 20:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML

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By P0wned - 29/09/2009 21:21 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

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By gassygirlfriend - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Nampa

Today, I was spooning with my girlfriend. She fell asleep and spent the next 15 minutes farting on me. FML

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You deserved it 5 275

By Big Baby - 28/01/2017 00:00

Today, I was awoken by my wife patting my head and talking in her sleep, asking, "Who is this? Who am I touching?" She then rolled over and farted on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, in my sleep I let out a couple of farts. Normally this wouldn't be a big deal, but on this night I had slept in my mom's room. She came to check in on me and violently woke me up because she thought I pooped in the bed. Now my entire family knows I fart in my sleep. FML

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By Gas-pingForAir - 19/09/2016 08:59 - United States - Columbia

Today, my girlfriend managed to trap a fart in her nightgown and carry it all the way from the bathroom, into our bedroom, and finally into our bed. FML

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By Harry Dare - 02/09/2011 16:31 - United Kingdom

Today, just after waking up, I caught a glimpse of my girlfriend in the mirror. Not knowing I was awake, she sniffed at her armpits, started gagging, then quietly came back to bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 07:37 - United States

Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML

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chobitschibi1369 0

Monday 17 January 2011 16:12

Girls pass gas, too. Its not a shocking thing. Would you rather her be so uncomfortable around you that she feels judged over a normal thing?

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Monday 17 January 2011 16:06

Niceee, women need to start acting more like this

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Bear_Flu 0

Monday 17 January 2011 16:03

bob

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Monday 17 January 2011 16:06

Niceee, women need to start acting more like this

Barbarossa_fml 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 1:40

No... no they don't...

deerescu 1

Tuesday 18 January 2011 1:57

i do:)

rexchanna 3

Thursday 23 August 2012 23:18

That's why you always answer if someone asks if you're awake. My roommate once checked if I was asleep, and I was too tired to answer cause I didn't want her talking my ear off. Then she started masturbating and that was awkward. FML

maddycakes19 0

Monday 17 January 2011 16:08

yummy

wwerulez14 6

Tuesday 18 January 2011 3:35

Bon appétit. :)

asore 0

Monday 17 January 2011 16:09

tht a way girl. dude, just be happy she's not scared to let it rip every now and then.

chobitschibi1369 0

Monday 17 January 2011 16:12

Girls pass gas, too. Its not a shocking thing. Would you rather her be so uncomfortable around you that she feels judged over a normal thing?

ZeeBest86 6

Monday 17 January 2011 18:40

Lier! females don't fart or shit!

Bobissmall 13

Monday 17 January 2011 22:09

What bull crap is that... or MAYBE she's considerate so didn't want to make a smell if he was awake. That's far more likely to me. And the fact she giggles shows she didnt feel uncomfortable, surely...

RachelElizabeth7 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 16:56

if you want a chick that doesn't fart or shit then buy a blow up doll, only chick that wont!!

perdix 29

Monday 17 January 2011 16:19

Next time you'd better answer, otherwise, she may think you are such a heavy sleeper that she can fart in your face . . . and then she might shart.

jesscarrr 10

Monday 17 January 2011 16:21

ewww titf •–• heh

CallMeHush 0

Monday 17 January 2011 16:31

What, no Dutch Oven? Tonight show her how it is done.

DocBastard 38

Monday 17 January 2011 16:33

How could you not respond? If you had said yes, you could have had some sweet nighttime sex! With bad breath...and stinky farts... On second thought, you did the right thing, my friend.

Saarr 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 11:08

Haha you're awesome doc! Your comments make me laugh xD.

jsx12345 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 5:23

stfu doc.

Jimboom 11

Monday 17 January 2011 16:33

Be glad you didn't answer. Otherwise she might have Dutch ovened you.

vanessa_tx_21 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 10:41

lmao

deathzombie1314 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 5:28

Lolers

ahem_speak_up 0

Monday 17 January 2011 16:35

haha most girls do this.. it isn't an Fml. it's life! XD

SleptWithYoMomma 0

Monday 17 January 2011 16:44

agreed

UpsidedownKayak 9

Monday 17 January 2011 17:15

LIES! Women don't fart, poop, or sweat! That's is why guys send pictures of heart shaped shit, so that you know what it actually looks like. Yes, whenever a guy is in love, it comes out shaped like hearts, and they say guys can't be romantic. I don't know where everyonelovesboners is today but don't worry, bro, I got your back.