By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 09:53 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML
I agree, your life sucks 17 069
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Girls pass gas, too. Its not a shocking thing. Would you rather her be so uncomfortable around you that she feels judged over a normal thing?

Niceee, women need to start acting more like this

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Niceee, women need to start acting more like this

No... no they don't...

That's why you always answer if someone asks if you're awake. My roommate once checked if I was asleep, and I was too tired to answer cause I didn't want her talking my ear off. Then she started masturbating and that was awkward. FML

tht a way girl. dude, just be happy she's not scared to let it rip every now and then.

Girls pass gas, too. Its not a shocking thing. Would you rather her be so uncomfortable around you that she feels judged over a normal thing?

Lier! females don't fart or shit!

What bull crap is that... or MAYBE she's considerate so didn't want to make a smell if he was awake. That's far more likely to me. And the fact she giggles shows she didnt feel uncomfortable, surely...

if you want a chick that doesn't fart or shit then buy a blow up doll, only chick that wont!!

Next time you'd better answer, otherwise, she may think you are such a heavy sleeper that she can fart in your face . . . and then she might shart.

ewww titf •–• heh

What, no Dutch Oven? Tonight show her how it is done.

How could you not respond? If you had said yes, you could have had some sweet nighttime sex! With bad breath...and stinky farts... On second thought, you did the right thing, my friend.

Haha you're awesome doc! Your comments make me laugh xD.

Be glad you didn't answer. Otherwise she might have Dutch ovened you.

haha most girls do this.. it isn't an Fml. it's life! XD

LIES! Women don't fart, poop, or sweat! That's is why guys send pictures of heart shaped shit, so that you know what it actually looks like. Yes, whenever a guy is in love, it comes out shaped like hearts, and they say guys can't be romantic. I don't know where everyonelovesboners is today but don't worry, bro, I got your back.

The secret is out! Women fart while their guy's in deep sleep. This clears up the mystery of why guys don't think that women fart.

Obviously his girlfriend is an anomaly.

#23 So according to your joke, guys don't like to think of women sweating? :o That is unfortunate, OP. Next time say yes?