Not cool

By ash203 - 12/12/2009 21:38 - United States

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Today, my friend and I got really drunk at the holiday staff party. When I went to work afterwards, everyone gave me the death stare. Apparently, I got so drunk that I flashed my boss's 13-year-old son. FML
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jhines08 0
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YDI for getting drunk at a WORK EVENT. That said, props to you for giving the young guy a show he will never forget. I'm sure he appreciates it. lol

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fmlloverrct 0
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wow thats embarrassing!

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seanreddog 4
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SLUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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chipmunk95 0
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HAHA lucky kid.. unless your ugly and flat or fat

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YDI_King 0
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way to set an example, prick. YDI

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janise 2
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or a guy...

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Scotticus117 11
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yeah is the OP a guy or a lady. guess they preferred not to answer...

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nolasaints 0
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I bet he liked it

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LoosechangeX 0
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Damn well marry Christmas to him he got his first piece of wood.

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BeeSkwaird 0
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... for bring irresponsible

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infected0mushroo_fml 0
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wow that's only tad shameful haha

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mlauren 0
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i'm sure your boss doesn't mind.

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brutallyhonest24 0
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gah, im sure the kid doesnt mind (assuming the flasher was a chick)

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popoman 0
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I'm sure she's going to get fired, and even if she doesn't, she deserves to lose her job. Just because it's a "party" doesn't mean that it's not an office gathering; there are certain guidelines that people should not cross. Alcohol is NOT an excuse. Get drunk and retarded on your own time.

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chaos753159 4
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yeah his son is probobly really hapoy

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icanspellgud 0
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yeah old? are you still drunk?

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ensemble_coeur 0
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LOL i noticed that too! it made me laugh more than the actual FML did

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KamilleBlack 3
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Why do grown-ups always have to get drunk to have fun? Well...Sucks I guess but it was kinda preventable..

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Cloudy_fml 0
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Ha! Way more than just "kinda" preventable.

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jhines08 0
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YDI for getting drunk at a WORK EVENT. That said, props to you for giving the young guy a show he will never forget. I'm sure he appreciates it. lol

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TooBored13 0
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Ya, their especially judgmental when you sexually harass their children. haha. But ya, YDI for getting drunk at a work event. That is a seriously newb fail.

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Subtext 10
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Meh. Usually all these judgemental people who claim to do everything right (~90% of the posters here) piss me off seriously but this time I have to agree.... ...but at least that's a good example on why one shouldn't get drunk at work events :D

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perstephane 4
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I'm assuming that you're a woman, and if that's the case, you're damn lucky. If you were a man and got so drunk you flashed someone's 13 year old daughter, you'd have been arrested.

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thechristening 0
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Itd be even worse if a dude had flashed his son lol

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johnbob_fml 0
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hmm, are you male or female?

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koribis 0
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The name is ash so I assume guy?

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conversesk8er 0
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it could be Ashley or something but I don't think it's a male

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cthulhu1138 1
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It's this kind of stupidity that gets alcohol banned from places. Know your limits and learn to recognize situations where excessive drunkenness is inappropriate. If people were more savvy about alcohol use, drinking at work and in public wouldn't be banned as it is now.

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k43L1 0
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I agree! the OP was an idiot for getting smashed in that situation!

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TheAverageLife 0
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FYL, everyone gets drunk sometimes and does things they regret. Doesn't mean they deserve them! :)

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Cupffin 0
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People know the consequences of getting drunk, #92. Therefore, the OP deserves it.

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wienerwagon 0
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Hey Cupffin, I've been drinking quite a bit tonight and I haven't shown my cock to any preteens. Do you get the irresistible urge to flash your junk at little kids whenever you drink? I'm not sure why you think the OP should have expected this sort of consequence.

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