Miscellaneous: Not cool

Not cool

By ash203 - 12/12/2009 21:38 - United States

Today, my friend and I got really drunk at the holiday staff party. When I went to work afterwards, everyone gave me the death stare. Apparently, I got so drunk that I flashed my boss's 13-year-old son. FML

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jhines08 0

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Sunday 13 December 2009 2:05

YDI for getting drunk at a WORK EVENT. That said, props to you for giving the young guy a show he will never forget. I'm sure he appreciates it. lol

Metallica139 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 1:59

YDI

fmlloverrct 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 1:59

wow thats embarrassing!

seanreddog 4

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Sunday 13 December 2009 2:11

SLUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chipmunk95 0

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Sunday 13 December 2009 2:42

HAHA lucky kid.. unless your ugly and flat or fat

JustSoLost 8

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Sunday 13 December 2009 2:50

Tsk tsk

YDI_King 0

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Sunday 13 December 2009 6:55

way to set an example, prick. YDI

janise 2

Sunday 13 December 2009 7:44

or a guy...

Scotticus117 11

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Monday 14 December 2009 1:38

yeah is the OP a guy or a lady. guess they preferred not to answer...

nolasaints 0

Monday 8 March 2010 4:24

I bet he liked it

LoosechangeX 0

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Saturday 28 August 2010 22:38

Damn well marry Christmas to him he got his first piece of wood.

Metallica139 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 1:59

YDI

BeeSkwaird 0

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Sunday 13 December 2009 6:44

... for bring irresponsible

infected0mushroo_fml 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 2:02

wow that's only tad shameful haha

mlauren 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 2:02

i'm sure your boss doesn't mind.

brutallyhonest24 0

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Sunday 13 December 2009 2:11

gah, im sure the kid doesnt mind (assuming the flasher was a chick)

popoman 0

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Sunday 13 December 2009 21:03

I'm sure she's going to get fired, and even if she doesn't, she deserves to lose her job. Just because it's a "party" doesn't mean that it's not an office gathering; there are certain guidelines that people should not cross. Alcohol is NOT an excuse. Get drunk and retarded on your own time.

chaos753159 4

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Sunday 24 January 2010 7:28

yeah his son is probobly really hapoy

icanspellgud 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 2:03

yeah old? are you still drunk?

ensemble_coeur 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 2:28

LOL i noticed that too! it made me laugh more than the actual FML did

KamilleBlack 3

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Sunday 13 December 2009 2:03

Why do grown-ups always have to get drunk to have fun? Well...Sucks I guess but it was kinda preventable..

Cloudy_fml 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 4:39

Ha! Way more than just "kinda" preventable.

jhines08 0

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Sunday 13 December 2009 2:05

YDI for getting drunk at a WORK EVENT. That said, props to you for giving the young guy a show he will never forget. I'm sure he appreciates it. lol

TooBored13 0

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Sunday 13 December 2009 6:32

Ya, their especially judgmental when you sexually harass their children. haha. But ya, YDI for getting drunk at a work event. That is a seriously newb fail.

Subtext 10

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Sunday 13 December 2009 6:59

Meh. Usually all these judgemental people who claim to do everything right (~90% of the posters here) piss me off seriously but this time I have to agree.... ...but at least that's a good example on why one shouldn't get drunk at work events :D

perstephane 4

Sunday 13 December 2009 19:15

I'm assuming that you're a woman, and if that's the case, you're damn lucky. If you were a man and got so drunk you flashed someone's 13 year old daughter, you'd have been arrested.

thechristening 0

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Tuesday 15 December 2009 14:05

Itd be even worse if a dude had flashed his son lol

johnbob_fml 0

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Sunday 13 December 2009 2:11

hmm, are you male or female?

koribis 0

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Thursday 3 June 2010 6:52

The name is ash so I assume guy?

conversesk8er 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 10:02

it could be Ashley or something but I don't think it's a male

cthulhu1138 1

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Sunday 13 December 2009 2:11

It's this kind of stupidity that gets alcohol banned from places. Know your limits and learn to recognize situations where excessive drunkenness is inappropriate. If people were more savvy about alcohol use, drinking at work and in public wouldn't be banned as it is now.

k43L1 0

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Sunday 13 December 2009 6:20

I agree! the OP was an idiot for getting smashed in that situation!

TheAverageLife 0

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Sunday 13 December 2009 13:34

FYL, everyone gets drunk sometimes and does things they regret. Doesn't mean they deserve them! :)

Cupffin 0

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Sunday 13 December 2009 14:25

People know the consequences of getting drunk, #92. Therefore, the OP deserves it.

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Monday 14 December 2009 2:08

Hey Cupffin, I've been drinking quite a bit tonight and I haven't shown my cock to any preteens. Do you get the irresistible urge to flash your junk at little kids whenever you drink? I'm not sure why you think the OP should have expected this sort of consequence.