Today, while we were sleeping, my girlfriend and I rolled to opposite sides of the bed. When I woke up, I moved closer and wrapped my arm around her. Her response was to fart in her sleep, resulting in a smell so noxious that I had no choice but to roll back to the other side. FML
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Jackey
| 29
Flatulence happens. If you're together for any length of time, there will be many noxious odors in your future.
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
Maybe her unconscious mind was trying to tell you something.
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
Maybe her unconscious mind was trying to tell you something.
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Jackey
| 29
Flatulence happens. If you're together for any length of time, there will be many noxious odors in your future.
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samomaha
| 17
Yep. Just a part of life.
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horsebabe86
| 11
Sounds exactly what my husband and I do to each other!!đ
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alicelouise66
| 5
so you never fart? you act like she's the only person in the world who does. that's ridiculous. ydi
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Nhayaa
| 21
Are you sure she was asleep?
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alycion
| 38
This would have resulted in a laughing fit so bad, she would have woken up.
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Henry8cooper
| 15
Strange đ€ everybody knows women never farts...it's genetical...farting is attached to the y-chromosome somehow.
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peithecelt
| 28
... and now I wonder if my boyfriend is on FML.... đ„