By hotboxed - 13/07/2019 18:30

Today, while we were sleeping, my girlfriend and I rolled to opposite sides of the bed. When I woke up, I moved closer and wrapped my arm around her. Her response was to fart in her sleep, resulting in a smell so noxious that I had no choice but to roll back to the other side. FML
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Flatulence happens. If you're together for any length of time, there will be many noxious odors in your future.

Maybe her unconscious mind was trying to tell you something.

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Maybe her unconscious mind was trying to tell you something.

Flatulence happens. If you're together for any length of time, there will be many noxious odors in your future.

samomaha 17

Yep. Just a part of life.

Sounds exactly what my husband and I do to each other!!😂

so you never fart? you act like she's the only person in the world who does. that's ridiculous. ydi

Are you sure she was asleep?

This would have resulted in a laughing fit so bad, she would have woken up.

Strange 🤔 everybody knows women never farts...it's genetical...farting is attached to the y-chromosome somehow.

... and now I wonder if my boyfriend is on FML.... 😥