By hotboxed - 13/07/2019 18:30

Today, while we were sleeping, my girlfriend and I rolled to opposite sides of the bed. When I woke up, I moved closer and wrapped my arm around her. Her response was to fart in her sleep, resulting in a smell so noxious that I had no choice but to roll back to the other side. FML
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Jackey 29
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Flatulence happens. If you're together for any length of time, there will be many noxious odors in your future.

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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Maybe her unconscious mind was trying to tell you something.

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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Maybe her unconscious mind was trying to tell you something.

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Jackey 29
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Flatulence happens. If you're together for any length of time, there will be many noxious odors in your future.

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samomaha 17

Yep. Just a part of life.

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horsebabe86 11

Sounds exactly what my husband and I do to each other!!😂

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alicelouise66 5
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so you never fart? you act like she's the only person in the world who does. that's ridiculous. ydi

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Nhayaa 21

Are you sure she was asleep?

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alycion 38
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This would have resulted in a laughing fit so bad, she would have woken up.

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Henry8cooper 15
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Strange 🤔 everybody knows women never farts...it's genetical...farting is attached to the y-chromosome somehow.

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peithecelt 28

... and now I wonder if my boyfriend is on FML.... 😥

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