Gas wars

He’s an asshat and Fuck HIS life...period!

Mate, get a grip. Believe me or not, what he did was a sign of showing they're comfortable around the person and they're a bit of a jokester which is a real big plus.

Dump him! You don't need someone so competitive in your life!

And some people say romance is dead.

that's actually a good sign it means he's comfortable enough around you to do something like that just laugh it off and get him back next time you're snuggling

good man.

you really should indulge him. it's funny af when a woman can keep up. source: I'm a woman

you dont fart?

if you can't let one rip around your SO then you don't have much of a relationship

I mean it really depends on the person and the timing. Some people are actually raised to believe that burping, farting, licking bowls, chewing with their mouth open (That would be what happened to me) and other things are disgusting and they can't ever get it out of their head that it's bad. I can't stand people chewing with their mouth open, I can barely stand slurping, and I LOVE TO LICK THE BOWL!!!

I found someone like that and I'm marrying him!

Where I come from, it's a sign of true love if you fart in front of each other. :D