Gas wars

By Ali - 04/10/2020 23:02

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML

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genuinegoodguy 9

Sunday 4 October 2020 23:53

And some people say romance is dead.

Charlie Given 25

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Monday 5 October 2020 0:29

that's actually a good sign it means he's comfortable enough around you to do something like that just laugh it off and get him back next time you're snuggling

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Ed Munson 14

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Sunday 4 October 2020 23:23

He’s an asshat and Fuck HIS life...period!

Chandl3r 9

Thursday 8 October 2020 1:58

Mate, get a grip. Believe me or not, what he did was a sign of showing they're comfortable around the person and they're a bit of a jokester which is a real big plus.

RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 4 October 2020 23:27

Dump him! You don't need someone so competitive in your life!

genuinegoodguy 9

Sunday 4 October 2020 23:53

And some people say romance is dead.

Charlie Given 25

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Monday 5 October 2020 0:29

that's actually a good sign it means he's comfortable enough around you to do something like that just laugh it off and get him back next time you're snuggling

SAM i AM 4

Monday 5 October 2020 20:56

good man.

Crowned Sataness 11

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Monday 5 October 2020 4:25

you really should indulge him. it's funny af when a woman can keep up. source: I'm a woman

maemae1021 1

Monday 5 October 2020 6:12

you dont fart?

bigdikbubls 5

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Monday 5 October 2020 13:31

if you can't let one rip around your SO then you don't have much of a relationship

Chandl3r 9

Thursday 8 October 2020 2:01

I mean it really depends on the person and the timing. Some people are actually raised to believe that burping, farting, licking bowls, chewing with their mouth open (That would be what happened to me) and other things are disgusting and they can't ever get it out of their head that it's bad. I can't stand people chewing with their mouth open, I can barely stand slurping, and I LOVE TO LICK THE BOWL!!!