Love: Today, my girlfriend managed to trap a fart in her nightgown...

By Gas-pingForAir - 19/09/2016 08:59 - United States - Columbia

Today, my girlfriend managed to trap a fart in her nightgown and carry it all the way from the bathroom, into our bedroom, and finally into our bed. FML

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By pikachu - 20/01/2009 20:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

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By hotboxed - 13/07/2019 18:30

Today, while we were sleeping, my girlfriend and I rolled to opposite sides of the bed. When I woke up, I moved closer and wrapped my arm around her. Her response was to fart in her sleep, resulting in a smell so noxious that I had no choice but to roll back to the other side. FML

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You deserved it 393

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 09:53 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML

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You deserved it 41 514

Ouch!

By P0wned - 29/09/2009 21:21 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

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By gassygirlfriend - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Nampa

Today, I was spooning with my girlfriend. She fell asleep and spent the next 15 minutes farting on me. FML

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You deserved it 5 275

By ThisIsMyLife - 04/06/2017 04:00

Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML

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You deserved it 1 618

By Anonymous - 26/10/2012 07:23 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, I went out to a restaurant with a girl I have been dating. The only conversation was about how proud she was of her fart during work earlier, and how she managed to clear out a section of the office. FML

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You deserved it 3 238

By allgassedout - 04/01/2015 00:23 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I was lying in bed with my girlfriend. Trying to be romantic, I complimented her on how nice her hair smelled. She replied: "Yeah? Wait till you smell this." then let out the vilest, most nauseating fart I'd ever smelled in my life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 397

You deserved it 7 347

By Harry Dare - 02/09/2011 16:31 - United Kingdom

Today, just after waking up, I caught a glimpse of my girlfriend in the mirror. Not knowing I was awake, she sniffed at her armpits, started gagging, then quietly came back to bed. FML

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You deserved it 4 322

By Anonymous - 30/08/2015 00:06 - Canada - Newmarket

Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML

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cj89898 24

Monday 19 September 2016 16:09

That takes skill

bluerara9122 7

Monday 19 September 2016 16:10

Marry her

Comments

cj89898 24

Monday 19 September 2016 16:09

That takes skill

belc 5

Saturday 24 September 2016 2:41

That is the exact thought that I had when I read op's post.

TheNewGuy03 28

Monday 26 September 2016 3:43

OP's girl is a motherfucking Jedi.

bluerara9122 7

Monday 19 September 2016 16:10

Marry her

kakabalo 18

Monday 19 September 2016 16:24

she's a keeper!

Welshite 39

Monday 19 September 2016 16:24

That is one impressive nightgown! Just tie her to a basket and go around the world in eighty days.

hellnosucka 27

Monday 19 September 2016 16:28

Her night gown must be incredibly fartified to contain gas so effectively.

laescroc 4

Monday 19 September 2016 16:31

Also known as the Trojan Horse. It takes years to master such an attack.

HoboMeth 33

Monday 19 September 2016 17:20

RIP, literally

lucas_333 12

Monday 19 September 2016 17:45

Man stay away, she is suicide boomer trained by Bin Laden himself.

XxDanno316xX 27

Tuesday 20 September 2016 2:26

Seriously? That was a bit much.

Jennapea 15

Tuesday 20 September 2016 8:34

That was an incredibly tasteless and disgusting joke to make #8, Absolutely disgusting.

LittleLittlered7 6

Monday 19 September 2016 18:15

I watch BMeister22 on YouTube bc he takes regular episodes and hilariously messes them up, quite often adding farts. Last one I watched had Marcia farting in her nightgown so your post made me laugh extra hard