Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML
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Today, I was masturbating in my bedroom, when suddenly, my mom opened the door and walked in with guests. I didn't react quick enough. FML
Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML
Today, my mom came in my bedroom without knocking, even though I'd told her to, and caught me masturbating. She stood there in awkward silence before saying, "…Dinner's ready at 6." and left. FML
Today, my dad unlocked the bathroom door and barged in without warning only to catch me, with no clothes on, masturbating. He said, "sorry" but stayed for another 20 seconds to look for his shampoo. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me jacking off. He swore and told me to lock my door next time. Later on I heard him snickering and telling my mom that I "jack off real weird." FML
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML
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ThatScaryKidd 0
"Thats okay"? heh. that sucks
Peterick 0
so much for knocking.
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Comments (213)
TheAntiComment 0
my doors at home are lockable on the inside but you cant open them from the outside without breaking them in. surprised more people dont have this
666midnight 0
Whats the point of having a lock on your door if parents can get it? Does that not just defeat the object? Better off just leaving it open lol
sunsetxcrash 3
To everyone asking how the mother got in: ...Does nobody here have a skeleton key in their house?
Shadowflames420 0
A lot new houses have weak locks on the doors inside the house. they can often be opened with a fingernail.
JustinKingr 0
hell a screwdriver works two
flyhigh26 0
It's called a lock
KFabery 0
What type of creepy-ass mother walks in on her son when she knows he's naked? If you're older than 5, this is not normal, healthy behavior. Please don't grow up to be a serial killer because of her, kthx.
rndg 0
OP is a girl.
xNephilim 19
It's still normal. I really don't give a shot if my mom sees me naked or if I see her naked... Doesn't mean either one of us is ****** up in the head. Jeez.
effevery1slife 0
shoulda been a little more specific and just told her that u were beatin it
eliz3 0
Parents who do this are taking the piss. end of.
gleidu77 0
i don't think he/she should have had to say they were masturbating. they didn't "deserve" it for not being honest. as a teenager, their mother should respect their privacy. ignorant mothers like that piss me off.
LunarMage 2
It's her house, not his. Thats the issue with kids these days. They think they are special and important. There is a reason why out world is going to hell in a hand-basket, and one of those reasons is people believing they have the right to do what they want.
ohmybejeezus 6
OP is a girl. And you seem like a bitch!
tehhotness 0
When she came in you should have said "you just gonna stand there, or you gonna help?"