Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML
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Today, I was masturbating in my bedroom, when suddenly, my mom opened the door and walked in with guests. I didn't react quick enough. FML
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ThatScaryKidd 0
"Thats okay"? heh. that sucks
Peterick 0
so much for knocking.
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babex21 0
hahahahhahaha
indycolts1786 0
are you a male or a female? cuz that kind of changes things too...
redroses5 0
I would die if my mom had a key to my room. hah. She knocked once while I was masturbating and I pretended to be asleep. She said "I know what you are doing so stop it and open the door NOW." I quickly turned my computer off in panic, messed up my bed (so that it seemed as if I had been sleeping) and opened the door. She said "I see you turned your pc off." AAAAAAAAAAAAKWARD!
PieGuy 0
what kind of mother walks into their childs room when she knows that theyre naked. thats just creepy.
footballcrazy24 0
puahahahahaha
ughfthis 0
yo momma is a creeper
qwerty123456789 0
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
starshine3987 0
Dumbass mom. #92 are you in kindergarten? Wtf. #83 LMFAO.
SpandexMan 0
you have one WEIRD mom.
iiteddy 0
so um did u finish ? lmao