Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was masturbating in my bedroom, when suddenly, my mom opened the door and walked in with guests. I didn't react quick enough. FML
Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML
Today, my mom came in my bedroom without knocking, even though I'd told her to, and caught me masturbating. She stood there in awkward silence before saying, "…Dinner's ready at 6." and left. FML
Today, my dad unlocked the bathroom door and barged in without warning only to catch me, with no clothes on, masturbating. He said, "sorry" but stayed for another 20 seconds to look for his shampoo. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me jacking off. He swore and told me to lock my door next time. Later on I heard him snickering and telling my mom that I "jack off real weird." FML
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML
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ThatScaryKidd 0
"Thats okay"? heh. that sucks
Peterick 0
so much for knocking.
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Comments (213)
PureGold 0
That's insane. Total invasion of privacy...why did she even bother knocking in the first place? There are times when a mother can't use the "I gave birth to you!" excuse, and this is definitely one of them. Go give your mom a stern talking to about how you need your privacy, and that's why there's a lock on the door. And if you say "Don't come in", she CAN'T come in. I hope she starts listening to you after this...if you two can still make eye contact lol xP.
bassfromhell 0
lol thats just gross. moms should know that its natural to **********, im sure she's done it many times
Zolty 0
This is why I never Fap when people are awake.
marisaichiban 0
For some reason, I assumed the poster was a girl.
coucou_fml 0
#52 Just sick.
SRMB4life 0
Damn it mom! Can't a guy ********** in peace?
Gringo_fml 0
pics or it didn't happen
xkaokaox 0
#59 x_x lol...
DizzyDemon0 9
shoulda smacked it onto her lips and told her to finish you off.. if ur a girl..then..i got nothing to say to u...sorry.
XxoJollyho27 0
You probably should've mentioned if you are a guy or a girl.. That might have helped the description there, bud.