Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML
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Today, I was masturbating in my bedroom, when suddenly, my mom opened the door and walked in with guests. I didn't react quick enough. FML
Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML
Today, my mom came in my bedroom without knocking, even though I'd told her to, and caught me masturbating. She stood there in awkward silence before saying, "…Dinner's ready at 6." and left. FML
Today, my dad unlocked the bathroom door and barged in without warning only to catch me, with no clothes on, masturbating. He said, "sorry" but stayed for another 20 seconds to look for his shampoo. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me jacking off. He swore and told me to lock my door next time. Later on I heard him snickering and telling my mom that I "jack off real weird." FML
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML
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ThatScaryKidd 0
"Thats okay"? heh. that sucks
Peterick 0
so much for knocking.
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Ox_Baker 0
You should have just said, "hey Mom. Wanna' give me a hand with this?"
Clutch118 0
yeah my mom tried to pull that shit on me. I hate that.
_scarlet_ 0
My mom has done that. She didn't knock she just asked can I come in? I lied and said "no, I'm dressing" but she comes in anyway. She thought I said "Yes, it's okay". I had to pull a blanket over me quickly. I yelled at her.The one f*cking time I don't lock the door while I'm 'having fun' she has to bust in my room. Uggh.
blueraspberry 0
thats extreemly disrespectful of your mom, why does she have a key to your room anyway? i dont have a lock for my door (i live with my dad only and am a teenage girl) simply because i dont need one, we established the rule: if my door is fully closed, treat it as if its locked and ask if you can come in -obviously respecting my answer if my door is open it means you can just come in if youd like. quite simple. what hapend after that? -mustve been horribly embaracing, id die if that hapend to me :P
mattiscool 0
i say that its fake, because you would have heard her unlocking the door
kellster 2
That is ridiculous! Respect of privacy fail!!
sleepless15_p 0
hehe maybe you should have been honest :P Hope you recover.
LoveMeTURBO 0
Get a slide lock
liveitlearnit 0
I'm 19 and I am not allowed to have a lock on my door. Of course, my mom isn't an idiot like the OP's and if I told her I was naked and not to come in, she wouldn't.
Monty_Python 0
That's creepy and awkward. FYL