By Cynical - 30/03/2009 03:49 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML
I agree, your life sucks 95 166
You deserved it 37 092

Same thing different taste

Comments

Ox_Baker 0

You should have just said, "hey Mom. Wanna' give me a hand with this?"

Clutch118 0

yeah my mom tried to pull that shit on me. I hate that.

_scarlet_ 0

My mom has done that. She didn't knock she just asked can I come in? I lied and said "no, I'm dressing" but she comes in anyway. She thought I said "Yes, it's okay". I had to pull a blanket over me quickly. I yelled at her.The one f*cking time I don't lock the door while I'm 'having fun' she has to bust in my room. Uggh.

blueraspberry 0

thats extreemly disrespectful of your mom, why does she have a key to your room anyway? i dont have a lock for my door (i live with my dad only and am a teenage girl) simply because i dont need one, we established the rule: if my door is fully closed, treat it as if its locked and ask if you can come in -obviously respecting my answer if my door is open it means you can just come in if youd like. quite simple. what hapend after that? -mustve been horribly embaracing, id die if that hapend to me :P

i say that its fake, because you would have heard her unlocking the door

kellster 2

That is ridiculous! Respect of privacy fail!!

hehe maybe you should have been honest :P Hope you recover.

liveitlearnit 0

I'm 19 and I am not allowed to have a lock on my door. Of course, my mom isn't an idiot like the OP's and if I told her I was naked and not to come in, she wouldn't.

Monty_Python 0

That's creepy and awkward. FYL