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Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML

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"Thats okay"? heh. that sucks

so much for knocking.

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Next time, leave the key in the door.

Why didn't you stop masturbating when she said thats OK? I presume she had to take a few seconds to unlock the door.

#15 has it right on the last paragraph--just because THEY don't mind doesn't mean YOU don't! Humiliating, my friend. I feel for you.

King_of_Kings 3

#9 it's called a key. and keys unlock doors from the outside. DUH!

That really sucks. If I were you I'd yell at her or some shit. Why bother even knocking if she's just gonna barge in anyway?

#5 are you insane?

dude, that's creepy.

Well, the good news is, now that Mum has caught you wacking it, she'll probably thin twice about how "ok" it is to walk in on you "naked."

dirtbiker219 0

it's a girl

Girls "whack it". Its just a different process.

Jennifer83 0

Uh....yeah...that's NOT okay.

This is my worst nightmare. I'm so sorry you had to live it.

spidergirl41 0

Indeed. I would die if this happened to me.