By Cynical - 30/03/2009 03:49 - United States

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Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML
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Shihaby 0

Next time, leave the key in the door.

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scarlett_fml 0

Why didn't you stop masturbating when she said thats OK? I presume she had to take a few seconds to unlock the door.

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ammali 0

#15 has it right on the last paragraph--just because THEY don't mind doesn't mean YOU don't! Humiliating, my friend. I feel for you.

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King_of_Kings 3

#9 it's called a key. and keys unlock doors from the outside. DUH!

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strangersdk 0

That really sucks. If I were you I'd yell at her or some shit. Why bother even knocking if she's just gonna barge in anyway?

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hdbrill1 0

#5 are you insane?

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wholeon 0

Well, the good news is, now that Mum has caught you wacking it, she'll probably thin twice about how "ok" it is to walk in on you "naked."

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isuckok 11

Girls "whack it". Its just a different process.

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Jennifer83 0

Uh....yeah...that's NOT okay.

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kmth79 0

This is my worst nightmare. I'm so sorry you had to live it.

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spidergirl41 0

Indeed. I would die if this happened to me.

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