Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML
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Today, I was masturbating in my bedroom, when suddenly, my mom opened the door and walked in with guests. I didn't react quick enough. FML
Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML
Today, my mom came in my bedroom without knocking, even though I'd told her to, and caught me masturbating. She stood there in awkward silence before saying, "…Dinner's ready at 6." and left. FML
Today, my dad unlocked the bathroom door and barged in without warning only to catch me, with no clothes on, masturbating. He said, "sorry" but stayed for another 20 seconds to look for his shampoo. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me jacking off. He swore and told me to lock my door next time. Later on I heard him snickering and telling my mom that I "jack off real weird." FML
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML
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ThatScaryKidd 0
"Thats okay"? heh. that sucks
Peterick 0
so much for knocking.
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Comments (213)
King_of_Kings 3
#8 yo Jimboom, what is up? i thought about saying that, but didnt.
King_of_Kings 3
get an inside lock. slide lock, hasp lock, etc.
Rainfall_fml 0
I'm sorry but... How old are you since your mom can just enter your room? Neither your words nor the lock did stop her. So just get the lock that locks. Really does. Or just move out if you are over 18 or 20 :)
Jimboom 12
Yo Kings, Fair enough. give the OP some abuse anyway. He deserves it for not speaking up or having a lock that actually locks people out.
Anti_Sora 31
...The op is a she.
skiesofgreen 0
Most locks on indoor doors are very easy to unlock, a body pin in the case of the ones with holes works in a matter of seconds for the least experienced hacker and many simply have slots that you can easily put a coin into and turn, or even a finger nail for that matter. My door is the latter kind and my sister takes advantage of that fact on a regular basis, my bathroom is of the former and I've had to unlock kids who have locked themselves in and not been able to open the door (it's a tricky handle) several times with no problems. Just thought I'd point that out. In regard to the OP, that's just awkward. Also I hate that parents don't realize that while they may not mind seeing you naked, YOU may mind being seen by them.
ilovemyflaws 0
You mean Bobby pin. Lol :)
Person_Man 0
WTF is that bullshit??? jeez....you gotta establish some rules with that bitch
King_of_Kings 3
#14 yo Jimboom well, i cant get too abusive. last time i went off, i got the boot for 7 days. but yeah, the OP should have made sure that no one else had the key to his/her room. this is why i have a coded lock on my door. got it at Home Depot
GloomySkyz 0
Love the parenting.
lol_seriously 0
Did she go hulk mode and smash through your locked door or something?
wut_fml 0
lol my mom does the same thing. She'll knock on the door and then immediately open it. Like, what's the point of knocking? If I've just gotten out of the shower, I have to frantically yell DONT COME IN and run into the corner so she doesn't see me ass naked. I've lived on my own for 3 years, but she still does this crap when I come home for a visit. Fail.
stephhrunsaway 21
My mom doesn't even knock whenever I visit home! When I confronted her about it, she said bitchily,"This is MY house, MY rules. You have no right to privacy." Actual words. I'm 21, too.