Health and Painful: Arsehole - FML

Arsehole

By Anonymous - 25/06/2022 14:00

Today, I was taking my shower, as usual. As I was putting soap on my behind, I heard a pop. I also felt a burning sensation near my butthole. I have a blood filled bubble in my arse, which got infiltrated with soap. I have a drums lesson in a bit. My butt is stinging. FML

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Nikki 16

Saturday 25 June 2022 14:52

You have hemorrhoids

wysegirl 24

Saturday 25 June 2022 16:54

sounds like a Pilonidal cyst. get it checked out cause sometimes you need surgery.

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Nikki 16

Saturday 25 June 2022 14:52

You have hemorrhoids

wysegirl 24

Saturday 25 June 2022 16:54

sounds like a Pilonidal cyst. get it checked out cause sometimes you need surgery.

Charlie Given 26

Saturday 25 June 2022 18:23

Well by your own description you have described a hemorrhoid, or cyst or possible fistula but either way you need to get that checked out immediately, because the anus area is highly susceptible to infections.

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