Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML
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Today, I was masturbating in my bedroom, when suddenly, my mom opened the door and walked in with guests. I didn't react quick enough. FML
Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML
Today, my mom came in my bedroom without knocking, even though I'd told her to, and caught me masturbating. She stood there in awkward silence before saying, "…Dinner's ready at 6." and left. FML
Today, my dad unlocked the bathroom door and barged in without warning only to catch me, with no clothes on, masturbating. He said, "sorry" but stayed for another 20 seconds to look for his shampoo. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me jacking off. He swore and told me to lock my door next time. Later on I heard him snickering and telling my mom that I "jack off real weird." FML
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML
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ThatScaryKidd 0
"Thats okay"? heh. that sucks
Peterick 0
so much for knocking.
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redhusk89 0
ehh. stuff happens man I feel your pain but you'll live and later you'll laugh... Piece of friendly advice though don't lock doors unless you want to make her want to get in.... nothing makes a parent more agrivated than locked doors from my experience. here's a thought maybe she knew what you were up to and thought if she caught you you'd be too uptight at home to ever do anything with a girlfriend
morgan_5230 0
oooh, bet that sucks! this is why you lock doors haha.
mrcarmine 0
LMAO "THAT'S OKAY!" hahaha she might have changed your diapers as a baby, but you're 13 now! it's not the same!
marrymejulietx 0
Yeah, my mom has done that to (well, I wasn't masturbating, but she tends to unlock my door without my knowing). Or she'll knock and won't wait for a response. Or she won't bother knocking and she'll just open the door. It's obnoxious.
crowdish 0
It does not matter if your mom has seen you naked before. If you're uncomfortable and tell her not to come in, she should not come in. Have a talk with your mom about privacy, I'm serious. Just because you live in her house does not mean you don't deserve any.
Bryan_Z 0
pedo!
nick339 0
"Today, I walked in on what I thought was my naked son to find him pleasuring himself. FML"
Justin23L 2
Too bad OP is a girl
Chris968 0
That sucks. I'm sure your mom was like FML too lol. My mom did that too when I lived with her she'd knock on the door and open it at the same time.
hsmiles 0
What a bitch! You should talk with her about NOT coming in when you ask her to WAIT. That's not cool at all.
Libbyy 0
I dunno why everyone is having a go at the OP just because some people got lock opening skillz. I can open the lock on our bathroom door from the outside.. doesn't mean I do, and we're not getting a locksmith to change it either. Just tell her your door was locked for a REASON and to wait for it to be opened.