Clomping hell

By Anonymous - 25/04/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, one of my roommates bought new cowboy boots. He insists on wearing them indoors. Every morning he paces up and down the linoleum areas of the apartment with the boots on until he absolutely has to go to work, waking us up with the clomping noises. I and my other roommate work night and graveyard shifts. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Maybe he's afraid that if he removes them from his feet, your roommate and you will splash them with nail polish, drop coffee on them, borrow a rambuctious puppy who likes to chew, leave plates of battery acid and paint on the bathroom floor, try your new Japanese chef knife on them, etc.

Wadlaen 23

I think you need to have a serious talk with him and explain exactly what you're saying here and make him understand that no matter how nice his new boots are, they should only be used outdoors.

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Maybe he's afraid that if he removes them from his feet, your roommate and you will splash them with nail polish, drop coffee on them, borrow a rambuctious puppy who likes to chew, leave plates of battery acid and paint on the bathroom floor, try your new Japanese chef knife on them, etc.

Wadlaen 23

I think you need to have a serious talk with him and explain exactly what you're saying here and make him understand that no matter how nice his new boots are, they should only be used outdoors.