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  Peroxide  |  3

Yes, yes it does. Now the OP has a broken erection. Im no doctor but im pretty sure we'll have to amputate. Don't worry OP, we'll give you a lovely vagina instead.

By  perdix  |  29

If you are not gay, you must consider changing either your roommate or your sexual orientation.

If you choose to change nothing, I can only imagine what fate awaits you it if you take to falling asleep face down.

  perdix  |  29

Do you mean you don't get any sex, or don't understand the story?

If it is the latter, the roommate slapped the OP's genitalia really hard.

If it's the former,