By kl - 26/10/2009 06:15 - Canada

Spicy
Today, after waiting a couple weeks, I finally slept with this guy I really like. It went like this: 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, done. FML
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hogermite 0

that was the sex you were talking about or how long it really was before you put out?

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littlegolferboy 4

Wow, a whole couple weeks? You must have the patience of a saint.

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hogermite 0

that was the sex you were talking about or how long it really was before you put out?

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boomboompow1985 0

hhahahah. u girls gotta relax and put less pressure on us guys. 3 Mississippi is better than no Mississippi at all. so quit complaining.

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capgray 0

im sure it was done because he stimulated you so quickly eh? hahajk but this reminds me of click where hes ****** her all fast and shit and one second goes by and shes all pissed at him after

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elviejomao 0

next time that happens just relax, maybe have him gi down on you while hes ready again and round 2 will make up for it for sure

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americuzz 8

wow:/ fyl op. but how does a guy last 3 seconds??

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stfuyssb 0

by not being loose like you lol jk

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trulypar 34

Ahh, sounds like he's a "three pump chump." FYL!

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99MDC 0

Hope you used a condom. Doubt he gave himself the chance to pull out.

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perdix 29

Some guys get uncontrollably sexually excited by big rivers. Did you ever catch him fapping on Amazon.com?

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littlegolferboy 4

Wow, a whole couple weeks? You must have the patience of a saint.

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