FML : Today, after looking for my phone for three weeks, I used find my iPhone to track it to my sister-in-law's house. Her response? "Finders keepers, losers...

Today, after looking for my phone for three weeks, I used find my iPhone to track it to my sister-in-law's house. Her response? "Finders keepers, losers weepers." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By loser weeper - / Monday 26 November 2018 21:00 / United States - Cape Coral

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By Lil Mouse Isa | 26

#7721300 - Saturday 10 November 2018 7:33

Report it as stolen.

By Madrias | 35

#7722490 - Tuesday 13 November 2018 3:41

And this is what the police are for. You get your phone back, she gets a court date.

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By Lil Mouse Isa | 26

#7721300 - Saturday 10 November 2018 7:33

Report it as stolen.

By raganerus | 16

#7722417 - Monday 12 November 2018 23:23

no she stole it, you can call the police om her

By Madrias | 35

#7722490 - Tuesday 13 November 2018 3:41

And this is what the police are for. You get your phone back, she gets a court date.

By LordMagus | 8

#7728913 - Tuesday 27 November 2018 3:06

"Finders keepers, losers weepers, yet theft is still a crime. Enjoy your court date."

By goober96 | 11

#7728919 - Tuesday 27 November 2018 3:37

It took you 3 weeks to do that?

evilplatypus | 37

#7728922 - Tuesday 27 November 2018 4:09

Seriously. If I can’t find my phone within 15 minutes I check find my iPhone.

kendonmcb | 14

#7729081 - Tuesday 27 November 2018 12:44

Make that three minutes.

By PenguinPal3017 | 18

#7728925 - Tuesday 27 November 2018 4:20

I really hope that you went to the police.

By sunnyray812 | 42

#7728927 - Tuesday 27 November 2018 4:57

And why didn't you do that about an hour after it went missing?

By TxKitten79 | 8

#7728933 - Tuesday 27 November 2018 5:47

So you call the police. You report it stolen, along with "yes I know who took it, here is her address."

By whiskey'swino | 11

#7728935 - Tuesday 27 November 2018 5:53

Is your sister in law 5 years old?

By Andrea Trevor | 19

#7728936 - Tuesday 27 November 2018 5:56

I’d smack a bitch lmaoooo

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