itsAleki

Miss Melbs, Australia 32 years-old

Anonymous 26 October 2009, 00:21 United States

Today, I searched myself on Facebook. I have a fan page made by some girl in Wisconsin. She has pictures of me on it. Can you say stalker? FML

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Jack 26 October 2009, 06:32 United States

Today, I was in minding my own business in bed in my dorm room. It was dark and my roommate came over, intending to slap my ass really hard. The problem is, I was lying face up. FML

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