FML : Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle...

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Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 2 March 2011 11:20 / United States

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By Doortje | 26

#2142009 - Wednesday 2 March 2011 07:10

I guess you ruined her Feng Shui.

By gonzaval | 0

#2142032 - Wednesday 2 March 2011 07:15

you should ask her/him before doing something like that.

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By Doortje | 26

#2142009 - Wednesday 2 March 2011 07:10

I guess you ruined her Feng Shui.

541MedfazWcM | 0

#2142038 - Wednesday 2 March 2011 07:15

agreed lol :)

sourgirl101 | 21

#2142222 - Wednesday 2 March 2011 08:17

Doortje, your comment made me laugh because I know people that will go nuts if things don't follow the Feng Shui rules. I personally like using my window as part of my headboard. But it's a no-no according to them. (:

KiddNYC1O | 20

#2142540 - Wednesday 2 March 2011 11:00

Fuck yo' couch.

Hanimon | 0

#2142603 - Wednesday 2 March 2011 11:25

Find him/her a nice mental hospital and the problem is solved.

ubetrwatchBN | 5

#2142739 - Thursday 3 March 2011 12:24

Now, when OP says, "rearranged the furniture," that could be open to interpretation. If my roommate decided to make room for his couch in front of the tv by moving mine onto the front lawn, I might go apeshit, too.

ZendayaForever | 0

#2143559 - Thursday 3 March 2011 03:57

Lol.

VladAlex | 0

#2144251 - Thursday 3 March 2011 07:09

By shelbyk | 0

#2142019 - Wednesday 2 March 2011 07:13

that's too funny:)

anonymous595 | 0

#2212061 - Sunday 20 March 2011 08:43

haha sos ur moustach haha>,<

By gonzaval | 0

#2142032 - Wednesday 2 March 2011 07:15

you should ask her/him before doing something like that.

LolFYLS | 0

#2142576 - Wednesday 2 March 2011 11:15

omg I thought you were a guy wearing a wig till I saw your profile.... scary

SirEBC | 7

#2142804 - Thursday 3 March 2011 12:51

OMG, 65, I thought you were an idiot who is either too stupid to compartmentalize the intellectually-challenging process of posting a picture, or unwilling to do so in fear of what other insecure assholes might say about it. Oh, wait...you are.

sparta98 | 4

#2143590 - Thursday 3 March 2011 04:06

@74 You've got no room to talk about stupid. If you'd paid attention in school, you would know that you aren't allowed to switch tenses in the middle of a sentence.

SirEBC | 7

#2144157 - Thursday 3 March 2011 06:38

Then please, 90, do me a favor and provided the correct form of my sentence, since I will be too dumb to not know how to change tenses in the past.

VeeVengeance | 0

#2144186 - Thursday 3 March 2011 06:44

SHUT UP

optimusprime0069 | 8

#2144628 - Thursday 3 March 2011 08:44

you sir take this to hardcore

swaggintothamax | 0

#2149023 - Friday 4 March 2011 09:20

106 good call. 74 impressive. bong or blunt?

lifeisbutadream3 | 0

#2149195 - Friday 4 March 2011 12:32

dude... not cool. Be kind.

By LiznessMonster | 9

#2142043 - Wednesday 2 March 2011 07:15

Maybe you should consider moving? Or buying a stun gun.

mewtinater | 0

#2142143 - Wednesday 2 March 2011 07:50

or a shot gun

spearhead | 5

#2143302 - Thursday 3 March 2011 02:52

^win

Hunter148Cassie | 0

#2144341 - Thursday 3 March 2011 07:37

I have to agree 23 is a win! hahahaha

CommonSenseKarma | 17

#2144522 - Thursday 3 March 2011 08:24

Actually, 23 is not necessarily a win, but rather expressing the utmost common sense and, in the US, expressing his/her right to bear arms, like all free peoples should. Unless, that is, you're in California. Good luck getting a gun permit here.

By Ikura | 4

#2142047 - Wednesday 2 March 2011 07:17

Too bad you don't live in a state like Oregon where you can just take their ass down if they start threatening you. You don't even have to try to retreat.

MushyLuvsU | 0

#2142059 - Wednesday 2 March 2011 07:23

Where the hell in Oregon are you talking about... o.o...

Ikura | 4

#2142083 - Wednesday 2 March 2011 07:28

Everywhere? I don't know what the laws exactly say, but you don't have to try to retreat before you can defend yourself, even if it's with deadly force. (of course use of deadly force is only allowed in extreme cases). Oregon has looser self-defense laws then most states.

ILoveEggnog | 7

#2142100 - Wednesday 2 March 2011 07:32

I believe that you're referring to the Castle law, and it varies from state to state.

By MushyLuvsU | 0

#2142053 - Wednesday 2 March 2011 07:21

GTFO!! Holy hell... I would nerd-fight with her if she did that!

evildeadfan420 | 0

#2142294 - Wednesday 2 March 2011 08:58

Nerd-fighting - piss off a nerd bad enough or back them into a corner and they strangle you with the cord of a piece of electronic equipment...if the attacker is dumb enough, a wireless controller is recommended

Kua_Mei | 0

#2143283 - Thursday 3 March 2011 02:48

At my school, we stab each other with pencils and hit each other with Geometry textbooks. Is strangulation by (accessory of) electronic device what they do in high school?

2hoesNaBagel | 0

#2143696 - Thursday 3 March 2011 04:34

get em

Epikouros | 31

#3477557 - Sunday 23 October 2011 07:43

In grade school, I once stabbed my annoying cousin with the pointy leg of a thumbscrew compass...

By yuggi1 | 11

#2142063 - Wednesday 2 March 2011 07:24

People get so worked up over stupid stuff, seriously, the furnishers? I would sell all of mine and sleep in blankets if it meant I'd get a hefty sum of cash.

yuggi1 | 11

#2142075 - Wednesday 2 March 2011 07:27

furniture*

By Mister_Grinch | 0

#2142068 - Wednesday 2 March 2011 07:25

Don't fuck with another person's furniture. Lesson learned?

ChibiChibi_fml | 22

#2142102 - Wednesday 2 March 2011 07:34

Do we know for sure that the OP was fucking with the roommates furniture and not moving her own furniture around? The OP could own all the furniture in the common areas or could have just been rearranging where her pieces of furniture sat a bit. The OPs roommate really could just be nuts.