Today, I was holding my son and smelled poop so I checked his diaper, but there was nothing there. Then I realized it was my breath. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I kept getting out of bed because I was sure my daughter had pooped in her diaper. Every time, I found nothing. I finally figured out the foul smell was my husband's breath, when he leaned into kiss me goodnight. FML
Today, while going to the bathroom, I noticed a smell lingering. It smelled good so I kept sniffing the air. And then it hit me. My poop! My poop smelled good and I'd been sniffing and enjoying it. FML
Today, I was doing the laundry but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML
Today, I walked in on my son's new habit. Sticking his finger up his ass, farting on it, and smelling it. Apparently, the scent is the purest then. FML
Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML
Today, I was talking to this boy I really like and we were laughing together, until I got this disgusting putrid smell. I started to say how awful the smell was and he stopped laughing to take a sniff too. As soon as he closed his mouth the smell was gone. FML
Today, my son took a nap quietly for the first time ever. As I went to wake him up, I realized why. A previously poop-filled diaper came flying at me when I opened the door. FML
Today, my 1-year-old son walked up to me with a disgusted look on his face. I could tell he had something in his mouth so I pulled it out. He'd been sucking on a piece of cat poop. FML
Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML
Today, I accidentally scared my one year-old son with my huge, smelly fart that was really loud. He now won't come near me without crying. FML
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Top comments
reapfml 0
brush yo teefs fool
ReyEr9412 0
Bad dental care is also linked to SHUT THE **** UP
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Comments (117)
terriibabiiix23 0
lmfaoooo, YDI for having poor hygiene...i mean, what did you eat, POOP ?! ew, that's just NASTY. i hoped you brushed your teethh, gurll.
Ryuu_Girl 0
BUY A TOOTH BRUSH WOMAN...
twilightbella91 0
1. pick up tooth brush 2. pick up toothpaste 3. apply a pea sized amount of TOOTH PASTE 4. PUT TOOTH BRUSH IN MOUTH 5. BRUSH IN CIRCULAR MOTION 6. SPIT OUT TOOTHPASTE INTO A SINK 7. PUT A LITTLE BIT OF MOUTHWASH IN YOUR MOUTH 8. RINSE FOR A 30 SECONDS. VERY IMPORTANT... DO NOT SWALLOW THE MOUTHWASH 9. SPIT MOUTH WASH INTO SINK 10. repeat 10 times a day for nasty mouth xoxo, me
sarcdude 3
I do declare you wouldn't want to kiss this woman...
jyd62 0
ever heard of mouthwash ???
lolhaha118118 0
you filthy woman, i actually took a swig of mouthwash wen i read this though lmfao
Whisper_Says_Ku 0
You eat shit?
tatoo_fml 0
stomach problem
danishlilmermaid 0
it's not that she doesn't brush her teeth (well i could be that) but constipation causes your breath to smell like shit too.. so try not to judge it may not be her fault..
danishlilmermaid 0
it's not that she doesn't brush her teeth (well i could be that) but constipation causes your breath to smell like shit too.. so try not to judge it may not be her fault..
spank_my_toaster 0
she could have just woken up and did't have time to brush her teeth because of her baby.