Today, I was holding my son and smelled poop so I checked his diaper, but there was nothing there. Then I realized it was my breath. FML
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Today, I kept getting out of bed because I was sure my daughter had pooped in her diaper. Every time, I found nothing. I finally figured out the foul smell was my husband's breath, when he leaned into kiss me goodnight. FML
Today, while going to the bathroom, I noticed a smell lingering. It smelled good so I kept sniffing the air. And then it hit me. My poop! My poop smelled good and I'd been sniffing and enjoying it. FML
Today, I was doing the laundry but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML
Today, I walked in on my son's new habit. Sticking his finger up his ass, farting on it, and smelling it. Apparently, the scent is the purest then. FML
Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML
Today, I was talking to this boy I really like and we were laughing together, until I got this disgusting putrid smell. I started to say how awful the smell was and he stopped laughing to take a sniff too. As soon as he closed his mouth the smell was gone. FML
Today, my son took a nap quietly for the first time ever. As I went to wake him up, I realized why. A previously poop-filled diaper came flying at me when I opened the door. FML
Today, my 1-year-old son walked up to me with a disgusted look on his face. I could tell he had something in his mouth so I pulled it out. He'd been sucking on a piece of cat poop. FML
Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML
Today, I accidentally scared my one year-old son with my huge, smelly fart that was really loud. He now won't come near me without crying. FML
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Top comments
reapfml 0
brush yo teefs fool
ReyEr9412 0
Bad dental care is also linked to SHUT THE **** UP
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Comments (117)
bishopthom 0
drink much?
xlostwithoutu 0
Gross get a tictac
dracovin 0
Someone else said it, but google tonsil stones.
gfmodella24 0
you kiss your baby with that mouth?
Atomic_Tangerine 0
Maybe OP does brush her teeth and was even more horrified that her breath smelled so bad.
FoundManyLemons 0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1hJf84uDDQ
capilot 10
This is for everybody: Floss. And when you're done, smell the floss. That's what your breath smells like to everybody else. If it smells bad, floss more often. If you don't floss, trust me, your breath is bad.
cali_bum 0
that's hellla nasty dude
busterwheatcake 0
Why so mean? Breath that smells like poop is often a symptom of fecal compaction, and definitely has nothing to do with whether or not the OP brushes her teeth. She would have no control over this and it is not her fault.
xmagster 0
SERIOUSLY?! If your breath smells SO BAD, you confused the smell for poo, YOU DESERVE IT. omg brush your teeth once a century will you?! FML to your son who has been smelling your stank ass breath all day. o__o