By ninalian - 22/05/2011 06:30 - United States

Today, I was talking to this boy I really like and we were laughing together, until I got this disgusting putrid smell. I started to say how awful the smell was and he stopped laughing to take a sniff too. As soon as he closed his mouth the smell was gone. FML
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Chris9154 6

at least u didnt find out by kissing him! that would have been a lot worse

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Chris9154 6

at least u didnt find out by kissing him! that would have been a lot worse

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mightymart 5

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Takador 3

FFS finally some1 from PR :D Practice Safe Breath :)

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Sparkey 0

Bad breath is not a genetic failure. It's either a rotten tooth or bacteria build up. Make him see a dentist and get him to clean his tongue and he'll be fine.

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EvilPotato 14

mmmmmm rotting stuff in his mouth, that's hot.

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kaylaroxxurmom 0

this is why I brush my teeth and chew gum all the time ;P sugar free lol

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sterlingarcher 1

haha I agree with 1 that would be sooo much worse

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notsocrazee 0

"know what's fun? eatin' a bunch of mint tic-tacs while chewing double mint bubblegum."

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julianak 0

I brush and floss twice a day and chew gum and mints. I still get bad breath though. I sympathize with him. Hes probably aware of his condition like I am and feels really ba about it :

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Overseer211 1

FML I talked to someone with bad breath.

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imacreeper 3

114, and that's when you should see a doctor. you may have a tonsil stone somewhere buddy. seriously though, if your bad breath still isn't going away, you should make an appointment with your dentist :)

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jdawgg92 1

Buy him an Orabrush!!

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RavenDesired 10

One of the reasons me and my ex are not together. Ew.

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mightymart 5

thats cause ur probably too dumb to see pass the looks and didnt notice he had the hygiene level of a hobo

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shenaniganry 3

ravendesired - you look like a lady off Come Dine With Me.

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mooshymuffin 4

I have to know where this picture is from!!

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shelby69 0

give him some damn gum! I hate bad breath

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yummylicious 5

there's this girl in my grade and she smells disgusting on Monday mornings and it's either her breath or her vaginal odor. I don't know which one and the smell is so putrid that you can taste it. FML

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xXshadowrollerXx 6

I heard she smells like lavender on Thursdays.

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imcheerish 0

it's probably her breath cus no one has vaginal odor once every week usually they only get it when it's there time of the month

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SammyS2012 21

Actually many women have a heavier smell during ovulation not their period

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mightymart 5

wow.. sorry that was terrible.. 12 thumbs up?? wow...

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WallyTheWombat 0

It's from a commercial. Calk the **** down.

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mightymart 5

how does one CALK down? please show me

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iLazy 0

You must be as fat as the person in your DP because you sound like a pro troll.

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mightymart 5

lol nope, but Nice try Dr phil, you must be as dumb as op coz you get trolled like an idiot

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mightymart 5

LOL @ thumbs down of anger!! y mad nerds?

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docscientist 9

It's not anger, the community is trying to spare others from being exposed of the sheer stupidity your comments seethe.

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jsx12345 0

You guys realize, by always voting down on comments, and making them hidden... just make us want to read them more.

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sourgirl101 28

You can still read them if you have an iPhone app. and click on it. Even after the comments get buried (: Don't worry, you're not missing much!

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Mimiroxxi 0

ugh...mightydumb just shush plz

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thebigj98 0

your a bitch, I'd hate my life and would troll if I was you to

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tannarox 0

Don't worry, you look just like your profile pic on the inside :)

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thetrollyoulike 6

I'll be the judge of that. we trolls are very good at fusing each other... problem???

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thetrollyoulike 6

you ARE a troll aren't you? DESTROY IT'S BEIDGE AND DEPRIVE IT OF IT'S FOOD!

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dbss11 3

how do you practice that?

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daaron 3

god ur a retarded it's from the commericals lol FYL

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DjeePee 24

You should have brought the topic to personal hygiene. Tell him you have a friend who doesn't brush his teeth twice a day and that it's disgusting, laugh about it, and ask him how many times he brushes his teeth. If he still doesn't get the hint, buy him some tic-tacs.

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llCHR15ll 0

you have the perfect pic for this fml.

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aardvarkish 16

Agree with 25. But I would tell the stinker before he tries to kiss.

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Freeze_fml 16

Your breath can still smell disgusting regardless of how many times you brush your teeth. Assuming it's the source of the smell is a bit insulting to those who do.

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sourgirl101 28

I always carry mints on me. Maybe you should too from now on. Shove them down his throat if he refuses them when you offer him some.(:

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Predental 5

Gum is like the second most important thing next to my phone!

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ThisIsSpicy 2

OP, maybe Djeepee could loan you that mask she's wearing

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DjeePee 24

I wouldn't recommend it, though, that mask smells funny too. Not as bad as the boy she really likes, I guess, so the choice is hers.

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kindlystfupls 0

lol well, there goes that crush. I couldn't imagine kissing someone who had nasty breath. Maybe he needs a class in personal hygiene.

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