By Anonymous - 24/05/2015 14:14 - United States - Berwyn

Today, I kept getting out of bed because I was sure my daughter had pooped in her diaper. Every time, I found nothing. I finally figured out the foul smell was my husband's breath, when he leaned into kiss me goodnight. FML
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MELKOZAR 27
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Somebody has been eating too much asshole.

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False_Stupidity 41
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Lots of things can be the cause of bad breath (it's not always poor dental hygiene), but unless you let your hubby know, then he wont be able to do anything about it.

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missmisery86 11
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ugh yuck thats the worst but you cant really say anything without embarassing or offending the other person. just casually offer him a mint or something

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leogachi 15

It's her husband, for fucks sake. What exactly is embarrassing about your spouse telling you that your breath is bad in the privacy of your own home?

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fakedsincerity 32
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If you can have sex with your partner to make a child you can surely tell them (kindly) their breath smells. Jeez.

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martin8337 35

Bullcrap, tell him that he has dragon breath maybe he'll brush his teeth more often, like 3 times a day.

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jryan2 16
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*gets told he has dragon breath,tries breathing fire*

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pimpmilk69 18
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that's a stinky situation.

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Kailayla 29
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If his breath really smells that horrid, he should probably go see a dentist

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DavidMcClain 12

Gum does ease maybe

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DavidMcClain 12

*disease jesus christ

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irish_lad 16
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Just tell him. He mightn't like to hear it but if it bothers you, you should tell him

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Count_Sekcpants 13
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Did he eat one of Spongebob's sundaes again?

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flopstar 21
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Just turn the other way & wait the night out, my prayers go to you.

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stingray112 24
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Wow your husband has bad breath your life must be atrocious. Believe it or not they do make toothpaste and mints for situations like these.

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leogachi 15

Well aren't you a condescending little twat.

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Pat5519 14
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You are an idiot.

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Pat5519 14
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Sorry #22, I didn't mean you. #11 is the idiot and I'm sure that 11 has never been in a relationship with a "real" person based on their pic..so what do they know...

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Unbearable_fml 21
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Make sure he brushed his teeth better, or offer him a mint!

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False_Stupidity 41
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Lots of things can be the cause of bad breath (it's not always poor dental hygiene), but unless you let your hubby know, then he wont be able to do anything about it.

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TacoLover1 5
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Yeah I completely agree might need a professional's help

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