By Anonymous - 16/10/2017 01:30

Today, my 1-year-old son walked up to me with a disgusted look on his face. I could tell he had something in his mouth so I pulled it out. He'd been sucking on a piece of cat poop. FML
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Tripartita 44

Knowing whether or not you actually have a cat could make this FML so much more interesting.

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Glowworm56 26

Well that would explain why he was so disgusted!

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mackdeezy 22

Had he eaten it, that cat poop would have converted into himan poop. But thank god you took it out. Gross.

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Glowworm56 26

Well that would explain why he was so disgusted!

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Tripartita 44

Knowing whether or not you actually have a cat could make this FML so much more interesting.

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Lobby_Bee 17

I suppose it's hard for a baby to distinguish cat poop and malteaser, hell I just finally got it after all these years of mistake.

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RichardPencil 30

On the plus side, he’ll never raid your stash of Tootsie Rolls.

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EnvyMe33 26

How did you let your 1 year old out of sight long enough to play in the litter box and stick a cat turd in his mouth?!?

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Madrias 36

Only takes 30 seconds for something like that to happen. If you're busy trying to make a meal, or take a shit, or get the laundry done, there's more than enough time for a kid to wander off, dig in the cat box, and find something gross. Especially if you've set up a play area and aren't used to the old standard of "When they're noisy, it's perfectly normal. Worry when they go quiet."

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Jax Sproule 4

Watch for a fever - he may get toxoplasmosis from that.

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Cierra Amond 14

The best part will be if you don't even have a cat!

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soupram 6

I made the mistake of reading FMLs while eating my breakfast

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