Loud fart

By naomi3271 - 18/11/2019 20:00

Today, I accidentally scared my one year-old son with my huge, smelly fart that was really loud. He now won't come near me without crying. FML
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TCRII 29

Try to get him to understand that he should never trust a fart, but he should always trust his farter (father). Maybe use the Darth Vader voice - Luke, I am you Farter. Good luck.

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Cowgirl1293 26
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This is way to funny! must have been one epic fart!

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TCRII 29

Try to get him to understand that he should never trust a fart, but he should always trust his farter (father). Maybe use the Darth Vader voice - Luke, I am you Farter. Good luck.

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manb91gb 14
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With a name like Naomi, I'm pretty sure Darth Farter the father in this situation

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AmbrosiaFan 18
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Oh I'm definitely sorry to hear that. Maybe have someone have fun time face to face with him then put in your lap hiding who you are. Once he's there and happy let him see he's on your lap and you are good to go :)

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😱😱😱😱😱😱😱🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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Cowgirl1293 26
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This is way to funny! must have been one epic fart!

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skippydoda 32
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My son giggles whenever someone farts.

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J15237 25
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As a father that is actually really hilarious. I wouldn't worry about it. It will pass in time. Seriously though really funny. Not much of an FML for you, but it would be one for your kid.

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