Clothes, Awkward, Underwear and Miscellaneous: Flavor of the month

Flavor of the month

By potpurri_needed - 10/06/2009 17:37 - United States

Today, I was doing the laundry but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML

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You deserved it 60 999

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By smellsgood - 13/03/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 432

You deserved it 11 391

By socreepedouticanteven - 27/10/2014 00:05 - United States - Procious

Today, there was a laundry basket of my clothes sitting in my room. My dad asked me if they were clean or not. When I said I didn't know, he picked up a piece of my clothing, sniffed it, and said it smelled fine. That piece of clothing just so happened to be my underwear. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 519

You deserved it 6 176

Smell good

By Anonymous - 02/12/2019 19:00 - Australia

Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 680

You deserved it 202

Dank

By Anonymous - 19/02/2025 15:00 - Canada

Today, I woke up to a weird smell in my apartment. I checked everywhere but couldn’t find the source. After a while, I discovered the smell was coming from the pile of laundry I'd left in the corner, laundry that I thought was clean. It was the gym clothes I'd thrown in there three weeks ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 71

You deserved it 611

By Chan - 23/01/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, I was holding my son and smelled poop so I checked his diaper, but there was nothing there. Then I realized it was my breath. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 113

You deserved it 40 582

Good smell

By smellslikeroses - 30/12/2019 05:00 - United States - Oxnard

Today, while going to the bathroom, I noticed a smell lingering. It smelled good so I kept sniffing the air. And then it hit me. My poop! My poop smelled good and I'd been sniffing and enjoying it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 676

You deserved it 1 928

The smell detective is on the case

By Anonymous - 28/01/2021 14:01 - Germany

Today, something smelled absolutely disgusting in the bathroom. Like cow shit and stinky beetles. I started sniffing around, because whatever it was, I had to find it and clean it up. That, however, proved difficult, because it turned out that smell was coming from the new soap my mom had bought. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 511

You deserved it 194

By pantydropper - 17/04/2013 19:01 - United States

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 393

You deserved it 10 686

Keep your secrets, do your own laundry

By Anonymous - 25/09/2019 22:00 - United Kingdom - Chester

Today, I found out that before my grandma washes my clothes, she smells my underwear to "make sure they're dirty." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 562

You deserved it 272

By disgusted - 23/02/2010 18:09 - United States

Today, I went into my parents room to empty their wastebasket. Next to it and around their bed, I found tissues that were soaked in an unknown sticky substance. I had to pick them up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 463

You deserved it 3 688

shimmyya88 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 23:07

You definitely deserve it. Why would you stick your whole head in when you can easily pick out a few pieces and check.

elfuin 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 8:25

I don't believe he was talking about poop...

Comments

Phoenixman13 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 23:05

FYL indeed

hector22 0

Wednesday 12 May 2010 8:38

fuckn awsome

FaustXIII 0

Wednesday 11 January 2012 9:21

Right. I'm sure you didn't even see them right on top, Oedipus.

amyzerz 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 23:07

Gross. Tell your mom to be more hygenic, or buy her some panty liners!

Blame_The_Dog 0

Monday 28 June 2010 19:43

No, you mean WINCEST!!!!

bluerhhajfk 17

Monday 6 May 2013 14:55

Crap, that's shitty.

shimmyya88 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 23:07

You definitely deserve it. Why would you stick your whole head in when you can easily pick out a few pieces and check.

abbybailey204 19

Saturday 20 August 2011 23:51

Cuz op didn't think of doing that

guitarboy574 0

Saturday 24 March 2012 8:57

Cuz OPs mom is a real MILF

Ar3s 1

Wednesday 10 June 2009 23:07

hot

ephex 0

Friday 18 February 2011 4:08

LOL

guitardedman 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 23:08

do you fold your dirty clothes?

babybarb 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 23:12

This is making me really hot.

thumbelina 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 23:13

always look before you sniff?

BussellRishop 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 23:15

What WERE you thinking.

breakthesky 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 23:16

Yeah, I'd look - not smell. :/ Haha #6; if that's true, FYL.

loserr88 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 23:16

Wow , thats poopy . and literally speaking , "poopy". Next time your looking for something noticable as in dirty or clean . Try taking out a sock or a t-shirt. Socks will have dirt on them from the ground , not poop. Shirts will have stains, not poop stains. FYL.