By voltronn - 23/01/2010 05:04 - France

Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML
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Crysta_fml 3

Ergh >.> Well mabey if you didn't lie to people, to make excuses for not seeing them, so they'd think you're popular.. you'd be more popular. YDI. way to make a good lover... lie to your other half... that's what everyone wants. o_O

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Phobic_fml 14

No need for that. I doubt very much he would mind if you didn't have a life outside of him.

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danii_s2 0

are u one of those people that don't bother with any of your friends nemore now that u hav a boyfriend? ... and just now ur realising your mistake?

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BritishHobo 0

I'm with #1. The way you say 'to make him think I had a life outside of him' makes me think you spend pretty much all of your time with him, which means you blow off any other invites from friends... which is why they didn't invite you? Because they basically expected a no? If that's true, just talk to them and apologize, tell them you'd still like to come out with them sometimes. Absolutely don't, however, lie to your boyfriend for dick all reason (??) and therefore move closer to having to lie to your friends about spending time with your boyfriend, because he broke up with you for being a liar.

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Reyo 2

Isn't that a trick boyfriends use all the time? All you have to say is "Yeah, I don't feel like it tonight" to achieve the same effect.

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B4SK3TB4IL 0

bitch get over there and give some damn head

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Crysta_fml 3

Ergh >.> Well mabey if you didn't lie to people, to make excuses for not seeing them, so they'd think you're popular.. you'd be more popular. YDI. way to make a good lover... lie to your other half... that's what everyone wants. o_O

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Jack_Mackerel 0

Circular reasoning at its best, Crysta. Because, obviously, we all need to tell the truth.

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Phobic_fml 14

No need for that. I doubt very much he would mind if you didn't have a life outside of him.

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Cartain 0

Maybe they don't invite you because you lie to people in order to avoid spending time with them..? And how exactly did you "have to lie"?

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CYNNER 0

You shouldn't feel like you have anything to prove to your boyfriend. so what? you don't have a life.

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Laurendorcus 0

Whats wrong with just spending time with your boyfriend? If he happens to run into one of your friends in the future and mentions how you had fun at the party (which Im sure you'll tell him you did), they're gonna say that they have no clue what hes talking about and hes gonna know you're a liar. He'll probably think you lied because you were with another dude. YDI

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Acuvue 0

This. Lying to your boyfriend about something like that is ridiculous, in my opinion. Assuming you're out of high school, he won't (or shouldn't) be too concerned with you having this hot social life. If he doesn't know you for exactly who you are (no life and all!) why are you together? An extra dosage of YDI if you're playing hard to get. >:(

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tyler907 10

best recognize you dont have a life outside of him, and while we're at it, learn to recognize his teo emotions: hungry and horny. it's easy, if you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

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LauraTheKiwi 0

So, OP, does that mean you're always inside him? ;D

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manstie 1

Wow... you bitch! One lie ruins the entire relationship. Good one...

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