Useless tools
By IronMonkey - 09/06/2009 19:39 - United States

By IronMonkey - 09/06/2009 19:39 - United States
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Haha I love finding FMLs that I've moderated.
maybe he got the job because hes such a dick. haha get it. cheesy pun no.. no? okay...
Perhaps you need to get out more & find ladies you can test the product on? If all else fails get yourself a blow up doll ;)
Well have you been trying?
I say he take the giant basket of unused condoms he most likely has in his room and walk down the street and just start flinging them at random couples and hobos.
It can become a new a new holiday like Christmas except instead of a bearded old man it's a young horny guy that throw condoms at couples in need
I'm imagining OP running down the streets and throwing them up in the air like confetti. Everyone wins!
Condoms suck anyway... You're not missing out on rubbery sex. The pull out method has yet to fail me
i know right i went horny and culdnt breath
lomg me too
lomg me too
His hot what? Or did you mean to say "you're hot," as in, a contraction of you are.
well, you could open up a few and leave them around your house so atleast your parents won't realize how lame your life is.
what's with all these fml's about not getting laidd? really, who gives a shit. just go to a club and pick up some bimbo
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so the condoms are just piling up? give them to hobos in need or something.
Perhaps you need to get out more & find ladies you can test the product on? If all else fails get yourself a blow up doll ;)