By IronMonkey - 9/6/2009 19:39 - United States

Useless tools

  Today, I work for a company that sells a leading brand of condoms. They give away free condoms to employees at the office. I haven't gotten laid since I began working here. FML
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  yupitssoph  |  18

I say he take the giant basket of unused condoms he most likely has in his room and walk down the street and just start flinging them at random couples and hobos.

  lilpsyco  |  16

It can become a new a new holiday like Christmas except instead of a bearded old man it's a young horny guy that throw condoms at couples in need