By Anonymous - 05/02/2012 15:45 - Reserved

Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML
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And that would be the person called quagmire :p

No I believe he said: "it was the best French fry he'd ever eaten."


Jakesterk96 8

Did he say it was boobalicious?

Iv tried whipped cream on tits but never salt on tits. Hmmmm;)

No I believe he said: "it was the best French fry he'd ever eaten."

I've heard of bag fries, but tit fries sound much more appealing..

Jokes on you, I'm a turtle!! That was same amount of pointlessness as your comment 8, so please, make sense when you comment.

8: Who was he talking about?

The level of stupidity here amazes me

He could have said "this was the worst...." Wouldn't that be worse?

No, he actually said it was the "breast" French fry he'd ever tasted.

thinkPlNK 0

23 - 8 was making a sarcastic comment out of 1's "joke."

91 you made me laugh

Predental 5

Too creepy

9 no one believes the Guy bragging about sexual escapades on the internet

MrsCunny 1

Probably :D

MeeshaMeeshaPup 8

Sounds like something the creepy manager at my local McDonald's would do. Except he would offer free ice cream first.

23. Nice knee board....

Yeah but 23 your comment didn't have a single fuck to do with the fml

OP, YDI for eating at McDonalds.

23. Infact 8's comment was so relevant. It upsets me to understand how you don't see it is. What 8 was getting at, is tits make anything better...whether it be a French fry, whipped cream...A1 sause...etc

evilteddybear 0

Hmmm i gota try this ;)

The_Tool1 13

What kind of bra?

Yung23 0


EmilyShmemily496 0

Why isn't this an illustrated FML?!

haha thought the name was "jerkster"

RickGGJR 0

I'm almost certain instead he said it was "bonerific."

#126 : "bOObs" that is y he said best fry ever lol and u look cute in your pic tho :)

hockeydominatorc 0

Did anyone else's sing "the best French fry I ever had" in colt 45 beat or is that just me ?

esmiles3 5

Haha! U should try it! ;)

And that would be the person called quagmire :p

This is one of those hilariously creepy things you would genuinely expect quagmire to do. The fact it happened in real life makes it even more hilarious! And creepier too I suppose.

leogirl95 12


Does this remind anyone of when Quagmire reached down Cleveland's wife's shirt to get that fish?

creedaddict 9

Ohhhh yeah

Be glad he didn't lick your boobs to eat the left over salt .

renesmeebb 0

152- that was hilarious.

This is one of the first times " giggity" is acceptable for a comment

This is like a kinky sex scene, did you bang him afterwards?

somar07 0

Haha alllriight

pinkandbluepsych 3

Boobs are for everybody to enjoy. That's why they're "out"

That may just be the coolest guy you'll ever not meet!

xXxIracebethxXx 14

They did meet, just not officially.

I was instantly reminded of that song best i ever had.

chubby_choco 17

...and this is why I root for the home team.

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Show it anyway

So do women! I do, and I'm straight! Btw, thanks for the angle of your picture ;)

Oops, meant for #10.

It's even better with French fry lol

We like food too

PandaPandamoneum 0

Unless the man is gay

SecretMe00 5

I would have slapped his hand. That would have piss me off if a random guy did that.

MichellinMan 20

no no, men fucking LOVE boobs.

Correction: EVERYONE likes boobs.

EVERYONE LIKES BOOBS!! haha I'm straight

Obvious statement is obvious

As we can tell by your profile pic you obviously love your own new pair :)

Well, don't you?!

r0ckoman 0

true that

It would be way funnier if OP was a man

YdoIhaveAchode 4

No, it wouldn't.

Cmon if a dude pulled a fry out of another mans shirt and ate it. It would be funnier than him pulling it out of a busty woman's shirt

Not the haha kinda funny but the hmm that's interesting kinda funny.

Especially since OP would be a guy wearing a bra.

we prefer the term "bro" or "manzeer"

bitter3ulogy 0

If it was a man, not a single f*ck would have happened that day

iloveweed69 7

bitches love their McDonalds

coletrain11 5

It was a guy who jacked the fry from her bra.

bizarre_ftw 21

I've met bitchy guys

You would know.... *hint hint*

esmiles3 5

She would say that considering her user name!

YdoIhaveAchode 4

No, it wouldn't.

It was a combination of a guys favorite things food and boob:)

AlaskanEskimo34 0

Woah, 10 your eyes are really pretty. My bad if that creeps you out but nobody can lie and say they checked your pic out, and didn't find your eyes to be very attractive.

Don't forget sex:)

WoshJinchell93 11

omg would tear :)

pugle1899 0

I like boobies

Pfft, right! I said something about boobs yesterday and I got called a creeper! :P I love the boobies, as does the rest of the male population.

The_Tool1 13

Never forget that 110.

And your pic. Hence the 100+ thumbs up.

Donniehw 5

110 your coment and you profile pic totally go together! xD

A single boob is good and all but a complete pair is just SO much better

jaredjudd21 2

At least he didn't take your nuggets bitch better back up off those.

It's all about the McGriddle!

Lexiloulynn 2

YDI for eating at McDonald's, freak.