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Iv tried whipped cream on **** but never salt on ****. Hmmmm;)
No I believe he said: "it was the best French fry he'd ever eaten."
I've heard of bag fries, but tit fries sound much more appealing..
Jokes on you, I'm a turtle!! That was same amount of pointlessness as your comment 8, so please, make sense when you comment.
8: Who was he talking about?
The level of stupidity here amazes me
He could have said "this was the worst...." Wouldn't that be worse?
No, he actually said it was the "breast" French fry he'd ever tasted.
91 you made me laugh
9 no one believes the Guy bragging about sexual escapades on the internet
**** u
23. Nice knee board....
Yeah but 23 your comment didn't have a single **** to do with the fml
OP, YDI for eating at McDonalds.
23. Infact 8's comment was so relevant. It upsets me to understand how you don't see it is. What 8 was getting at, is **** make anything better...whether it be a French fry, whipped cream...A1 sause...etc
haha thought the name was "jerkster"
#126 : "bOObs" that is y he said best fry ever lol and u look cute in your pic tho :)
And that would be the person called quagmire :p
This is one of those hilariously creepy things you would genuinely expect quagmire to do. The fact it happened in real life makes it even more hilarious! And creepier too I suppose.
Does this remind anyone of when Quagmire reached down Cleveland's wife's shirt to get that fish?
Jackpot!
Be glad he didn't lick your boobs to eat the left over salt .
This is one of the first times " giggity" is acceptable for a comment
This is like a kinky sex scene, did you bang him afterwards?
That may just be the coolest guy you'll ever not meet!
I was instantly reminded of that song best i ever had.
Ww really
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Show it anywaySo do women! I do, and I'm straight! Btw, thanks for the angle of your picture ;)
Oops, meant for #10.
It's even better with French fry lol
We like food too
Correction: EVERYONE likes boobs.
EVERYONE LIKES BOOBS!! haha I'm straight
Obvious statement is obvious
As we can tell by your profile pic you obviously love your own new pair :)
Win!!
Well, don't you?!
True story
Amen.
It would be way funnier if OP was a man
Cmon if a dude pulled a fry out of another mans shirt and ate it. It would be funnier than him pulling it out of a busty woman's shirt
Not the haha kinda funny but the hmm that's interesting kinda funny.
Especially since OP would be a guy wearing a bra.
we prefer the term "bro" or "manzeer"
You would know.... *hint hint*
It was a combination of a guys favorite things food and boob:)
Don't forget sex:)
Pfft, right! I said something about boobs yesterday and I got called a creeper! :P I love the boobies, as does the rest of the male population.
And your pic. Hence the 100+ thumbs up.
A single boob is good and all but a complete pair is just SO much better
It's all about the McGriddle!
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And that would be the person called quagmire :p
No I believe he said: "it was the best French fry he'd ever eaten."