Iv tried whipped cream on tits but never salt on tits. Hmmmm;)

No I believe he said: "it was the best French fry he'd ever eaten."

I've heard of bag fries, but tit fries sound much more appealing..

Jokes on you, I'm a turtle!! That was same amount of pointlessness as your comment 8, so please, make sense when you comment.

8: Who was he talking about?

The level of stupidity here amazes me

He could have said "this was the worst...." Wouldn't that be worse?

No, he actually said it was the "breast" French fry he'd ever tasted.

23 - 8 was making a sarcastic comment out of 1's "joke."

91 you made me laugh

Too creepy

9 no one believes the Guy bragging about sexual escapades on the internet

Probably :D

fuck u

Sounds like something the creepy manager at my local McDonald's would do. Except he would offer free ice cream first.

23. Nice knee board....

Yeah but 23 your comment didn't have a single fuck to do with the fml

OP, YDI for eating at McDonalds.

23. Infact 8's comment was so relevant. It upsets me to understand how you don't see it is. What 8 was getting at, is tits make anything better...whether it be a French fry, whipped cream...A1 sause...etc

Hmmm i gota try this ;)

What kind of bra?

Lmfao

Why isn't this an illustrated FML?!

haha thought the name was "jerkster"

I'm almost certain instead he said it was "bonerific."

#126 : "bOObs" that is y he said best fry ever lol and u look cute in your pic tho :)

Did anyone else's sing "the best French fry I ever had" in colt 45 beat or is that just me ?

Haha! U should try it! ;)

This is one of those hilariously creepy things you would genuinely expect quagmire to do. The fact it happened in real life makes it even more hilarious! And creepier too I suppose.

Giggity

Does this remind anyone of when Quagmire reached down Cleveland's wife's shirt to get that fish?

Ohhhh yeah

Jackpot!

Be glad he didn't lick your boobs to eat the left over salt .

152- that was hilarious.

This is one of the first times " giggity" is acceptable for a comment

This is like a kinky sex scene, did you bang him afterwards?

Haha alllriight

Boobs are for everybody to enjoy. That's why they're "out"

They did meet, just not officially.

I was instantly reminded of that song best i ever had.

...and this is why I root for the home team.

Ww really

So do women! I do, and I'm straight! Btw, thanks for the angle of your picture ;)

Oops, meant for #10.

It's even better with French fry lol

We like food too

Unless the man is gay

I would have slapped his hand. That would have piss me off if a random guy did that.

no no, men fucking LOVE boobs.

Correction: EVERYONE likes boobs.

EVERYONE LIKES BOOBS!! haha I'm straight

Obvious statement is obvious

As we can tell by your profile pic you obviously love your own new pair :)

Win!!

Well, don't you?!

True story

Amen.

true that

No, it wouldn't.

Cmon if a dude pulled a fry out of another mans shirt and ate it. It would be funnier than him pulling it out of a busty woman's shirt

Not the haha kinda funny but the hmm that's interesting kinda funny.

Especially since OP would be a guy wearing a bra.

we prefer the term "bro" or "manzeer"

If it was a man, not a single f*ck would have happened that day

It was a guy who jacked the fry from her bra.

I've met bitchy guys

You would know.... *hint hint*

She would say that considering her user name!

Woah, 10 your eyes are really pretty. My bad if that creeps you out but nobody can lie and say they checked your pic out, and didn't find your eyes to be very attractive.

Don't forget sex:)

omg would tear :)

I like boobies

Pfft, right! I said something about boobs yesterday and I got called a creeper! :P I love the boobies, as does the rest of the male population.

Never forget that 110.

And your pic. Hence the 100+ thumbs up.

110 your coment and you profile pic totally go together! xD

A single boob is good and all but a complete pair is just SO much better

It's all about the McGriddle!