Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was eating in the food court at the mall by myself but then a cute guy from my school offers to sit by me, I say yes of course, he then asks me for a french fry. Later on I realize he has eaten half my meal. He only wanted to sit by me for my food. FML
Today, I was at my favorite Mexican restaurant when I realized my really cute waiter, along with his buddies kept looking at me and smiling. Trying to be cool, I took a bite of my burrito, choked, and spilled ground beef down my new shirt and in my bra. They laughed the whole time. FML
Today, I was waiting for my food at McDonald's. I watched the most obese, sweaty man sneeze into the chips, wipe his nose on his hand and use his hand to shovel chips into a bag. They were my chips. FML
Today, I went to McDonald's to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML
Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML
Today, I was eating some popcorn with a guy, and I noticed a piece of hair coming out my mouth. I pulled it... and pulled it... and eventually some popcorn pieces came out attached to the end of the hair. I was so embarrassed, he tried to make me feel better by saying it looked like a magic trick. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML
Today, after months of avoiding fast food, I decided to eat some McDonald's french fries. Though the fries were delicious, they were not worth the agonizing 15 minutes I spent on the toilet afterwards. FML
Today, as someone with a large chest, I'm used to sometimes finding food in my clothes at the end of the day. However, when I took off my bra off, I found half of a dead grasshopper. FML
Today, while making less than minimum wage at McDonalds, I had to dispose of a grown man's soiled underwear that he left on the bathroom floor under a pile of toilet paper. It isn't even the grossest thing I've seen in my six months of employment. FML
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tropicalkisser 0
And that would be the person called quagmire :p
FirstTigerHobbes 13
No I believe he said: "it was the best French fry he'd ever eaten."
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Comments (290)
amanda_447 0
Why was he that close to you?
Burrito_Time 5
Did he ask for ketchup?
LilKriminal 0
They should add mcboobs to the menu
MsAnnaH 1
Okey, please forgive me... Ewwww!! That is.. SO unbelievabley creppy! I can't belive that someone would do that! I feen so sry for you :(
5t3ff1k4h 47
What in the hell does 'creppy' mean? Is it a new word or something?
IndridWarm 23
Full of crepes.
desireev 18
I'm still trying to figure out what 'feen' means... Hhhhmmmm..... And to think I almost forgave you! Not with that spelling, honey!
waitwhatsgoingon 18
You can't be that sorry if you don't know how to spell it.
PaperCandles 0
You know what they meant to say, regardless of spelling mistakes. This isn't English class. Chill the **** out.
5t3ff1k4h 47
These aren't spelling mistakes. This is a blatant ignorance; they actually seem to think words are spelled like this. In all seriousness, if you don't like the corrections and comments, ignore them. It's not like I'm the only one who feels this way; look at the trail of comments behind mine.
pfclunchbox005 1
I think is is a fake story
Rainbow_dumpster 28
What a nice man.
xRachel_Jx 5
Kinky :0
_MidnightLuna_ 17
Obviously, one of two things had to happen. He was extremely nearby, that she just didn't have a few seconds to get it out of her shirt, OR she just didn't give a f*ck whether or not the fry was there, and waited a good minute or so before removing it, which made the man feel temptation to grab it and eat it. Either way, it's disgusting. But I think YDI.
roblaycle 3
Lucky man, I would've done the same thing!
Burrito_Time 5
Creep!!!
ouchie1013 0
this your fault. your the one who went in there, so it basically comes with the territory.
mommapanda 0
99-Going into a restaurant to eat doesn't give a creeper the right to invade her personal space! According to your profile, you're in high school. So let's give a scenario.... You eat lunch in the school lunchroom, you have fries as part of your lunch, and one of them falls down your shirt/bra. A random schoolmate, one you don't know, comes up and snatches it from your shirt/bra and eats it. Since you eat in the lunchroom, it's your schoolmate's right to violate your personal space?!? I think not. I think your schoolmate would, at the very least, be facing suspension for misconduct!
Dracoboxer357 36
99- How in the world is this OP's fault? Because she walked into a restaurant, she's now open game for sexual assault/harassment? So if I go to a karate tournament as a spectator, I'm asking to eat a round house kick for it? I've heard that foolish logic before to justify some creep groping a woman at a bar, because she was dressed up, thus she "asked for it." :p If I knew who you were in real life, I'd make a point to never be within 100 feet of you, because I wouldn't want you to believe I needed you to put a cap in my ass. ;P You have a very....unique way of seeing the world. You have my pity.