Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was eating in the food court at the mall by myself but then a cute guy from my school offers to sit by me, I say yes of course, he then asks me for a french fry. Later on I realize he has eaten half my meal. He only wanted to sit by me for my food. FML
Today, I was at my favorite Mexican restaurant when I realized my really cute waiter, along with his buddies kept looking at me and smiling. Trying to be cool, I took a bite of my burrito, choked, and spilled ground beef down my new shirt and in my bra. They laughed the whole time. FML
Today, I was waiting for my food at McDonald's. I watched the most obese, sweaty man sneeze into the chips, wipe his nose on his hand and use his hand to shovel chips into a bag. They were my chips. FML
Today, I went to McDonald's to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML
Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML
Today, I was eating some popcorn with a guy, and I noticed a piece of hair coming out my mouth. I pulled it... and pulled it... and eventually some popcorn pieces came out attached to the end of the hair. I was so embarrassed, he tried to make me feel better by saying it looked like a magic trick. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML
Today, after months of avoiding fast food, I decided to eat some McDonald's french fries. Though the fries were delicious, they were not worth the agonizing 15 minutes I spent on the toilet afterwards. FML
Today, as someone with a large chest, I'm used to sometimes finding food in my clothes at the end of the day. However, when I took off my bra off, I found half of a dead grasshopper. FML
Today, while making less than minimum wage at McDonalds, I had to dispose of a grown man's soiled underwear that he left on the bathroom floor under a pile of toilet paper. It isn't even the grossest thing I've seen in my six months of employment. FML
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tropicalkisser 0
And that would be the person called quagmire :p
FirstTigerHobbes 13
No I believe he said: "it was the best French fry he'd ever eaten."
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Comments (290)
infinitii 0
Got to wonder what goes through a dudes mind to even bother saying that, let alone think its a glorious pickup line.
Emperorerror 8
He probably wasn't intending it as a pickup line lol.
hipppp 3
Creep it would be more creepy if it was a hobo!
hipppp 3
Right
NOUman1218 1
He was waiting. "oh, she dropped it... Time to make my move"
hipppp 3
Exactly
geod69 8
At least it was the fry sticking out on you & not something sticking out on him
Calyx_fml 22
Next time put one in your ass crack and see how many pervy guys run across the room to eat it.
SoccerGod234 0
If she did that, then she would have grease and salt stuck in her ass.
thiscrazything 1
That's exactly what would happen if she eats it.
Dracoboxer357 36
53- Now that's a real "double or nothing" gamble: Considering OP couldn't dodge/block someone from digging around her cleavage for a fry, she wouldn't have a prayer of stopping some weirdo from jumping her from her blind side to eat one off/out of her butt. :p McNasty.
mrtjawesome 14
lol
5HT2A 5
He definitely "had it his way".
5HT2A 5
196-too* You're welcome.
Sumo69 9
Body temp fries
QueenSaru 28
Holy crap. Molasses must move faster than you. How on earth did someone get close enough to you to DIG INTO YOUR CLEAVAGE before you had a chance to do it yourself? WTF, OP.
rubberduckie94 13
That's what I was thinking. People have lost fingers for a hell of a lot less than that in my family
Jakemachen54 0
Hahahahaha that's what's up.