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eww. gross
Sir, that is far from gross. You find the human body disgusting do you??? Well look in the mirror my dear friend and realize that you too are a disgusting carbon lifeform called a human. I for one eat my own feces because I realize that I am not disgusting. Yeah, I have no idea where I was going with that.
^^ That might be the nastiest thing I have ever heard
lol, u really eat your own shit? I don't believe that. And if you did ( yeah, it was probably a joke. ) But if you did, poop is not healthy. It's waste material. It is ejected from ur body to never return.
urine is sterile. Unless you have an infection urine is germ free. I still wouldn't try it though.
SG, ew. A couple of my friends do that, something about 95% water, 5% minerals and proteins and such on. It's still really disgusting. Urine actually contains a lot of salt, which might be bad for the body. I think unless you're drinking urine to survive, then it shouldn't be done.
Bad, not necessarily. Are in excess and therefore are being released, yes. Along with the urea & uric acid your body is trying to get rid of not retain.
Urine is reall bad for you. Its ammoina and extra shit your body doesnt need. Besides its warm and dark yellow why would anyone want to drink it.
Chips = French fries, in other countries.
who gets chips from mcdonalds?
69: bunnies eat their own poop. (: onomnom.
I would have been calling for a manager rather that going "oh F my life" lol Come on people confused about the chip thing, think a little! In the UK fries are called chips and chips are called crisps.
156 and 172. It says OP is from the UK. They (and some other countries) call fries "chips." Hence the term "fish and chips."
Yeah you would be sick... Or dead. ^.^
thats so gross
did you eat them? XD I hope not
yeah ughhh plzzzz don't tell me you actually ate those
That's sick.
I loled at hairy potter
@67: First off, I don't have a nose. Second, AVADA KEDAVRA!
Agreed. Fries are chips in the United Kingdom. I live in the U.S and even I knew that.
You, are one of the very few. Most Americans i know are totally ignorant of British English. Or as i call it, Real English.
^Rofl. it does kill life though when people try to correct an s with a z when it's actually correct where the person comes from
Extra protein. Normally they charge extra for that.
Actually it may be good for you, eating dead germs. But you may catch blood borne viruses such as HepC.
Aliaskis, I'm going to assume that you were deliriously ill when you wrote that, because otherwise I'd have to assume you're a moron. The viruses in the nose are not dead, they are very much alive and communicable. And the only way Hep C could be transmitted here is if the dude had a bloody nose and sneezed blood into the chips and then the custoner injected the chips into his vein. I hope you feel better soon, Aliaskis. Very soon.
Hahahahah you're hilarious. I wanna say something mean to you just so I can be on your profile. (:
it's true, though, eating snot is ok because we all do it when we have a runny nose and we sniff and snort, that phlegm gets swallowed and helps us to build up our immune system a little more. still gross though, call for the manager and health inspectors.
Actually, Doc, I am sick and drugged up. Thanks for your concern. My original post was more in depth and made more sense, but fml doesn't post my comments most of the time, usually causing me to retype them numerous times. Yesterday I just gave up on making sense. The nose has little hairs and mucus in it to catch the nasty stuff before you breathe it in. So I would assume that includes dust mites, skin cells, and various germs. If the germs were there long enough they would die, and hopefully be blown into a tissue and thrown away. However, as our immune system uses the conquering of dead germs to build defenses for our bodies, if we ate snot wouldn't that just be helping our immune system theoretically? The HepC comment was supposed to be precluded by a statement saying that if that man had a fissure in his nasal lining that could introduce blood into the mucus and someone with a poor immune system ate his snot inadvertently they could catch any number of blood-borne diseases. It's not uncommon to have traces of blood in mucus in the winter when cold weather can cause brittleness of the lining of the nose, and can be exacerbated by a common cold and overzealous blowing. I hope that made more sense. Now I just have to try to get this to post. Error: invalid API key? WTF?
One word. Manager.
agreed
Exactly.
yes very true
More like "finger-lickin'-GOOD!"
I haven't eaten McDonalds in over a year because of their 365black policy and website.
Totally ******* disgusting!!!!!! I feel nauseous after reading that!!!!!!
How strange to have that from a fine dining establishment like McDonalds...
Sarcasm, I assume?
Why would you assume that? The truth is spoken 100% of the time on FML.
Actually, not all McDonalds are dirty. I work at one, and we are required to wash our hands throughly after touching money, raw meat or after coughing or sneezing, and we have managers on shift specifically to see to that we do just that.
LOL
nice! extra salty seasoning!
ask for new chips/get a refund + report it to whatever agency is in charge of sanitation in restaurants (i know this exists, but I cannot remember its name)/tell the manager
*French fries*
It's in the UK. THEY'RE CALLED CHIPS HERE.
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One word. Manager.
How strange to have that from a fine dining establishment like McDonalds...