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Tell him he's a fucking idiot. And threaten to sue him for being stupid enough to hit a parked car. Escpecially one IN YOUR DRIVEWAY.

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Just get an axe and chop his head off and then sue him because his head was in a place here it was impossible not to cut

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I've never seen someone grateful to a SPaG nazi for correcting them. I choose to believe that it was sincere, because that warms my heart and makes me laugh.

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Tell him he's a fucking idiot. And threaten to sue him for being stupid enough to hit a parked car. Escpecially one IN YOUR DRIVEWAY.

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6- We have a saying at my workplace when we are approached with a ridiculous problem, it's just about our department slogan at this point: "Sorry Sir, we can't fix stupid." And considering how often we are asked to do just that, it's become a bit of a long-running joke. :) And of course, we'll idiot-proof it again, and viola, a super idiot finds a way to bugger it all up once again :)

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You can all go fuck yourselves to be honest. The OP copied someone else's post and I'M being voted down? Makes sense.

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Why would go fuck ourselves when we can fuck each other? Also, what if OP did copy some other post? There isn't really a way to vote it down accept say YDI. Anyways instead saying things are fake an copied and all that bullshit, it's better to go with the flow.

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With that logic you're saying that since somebody posted on the internet about a car accident, there will never be another car accident again, ever.

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It may cost you more to successfully defend yourself in this idiot's lawsuit than it would to admit your liability right away. FYL.

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Perdix, if the defendant wins as they would in this case the plaintiff must cover the costs of the defendant, and put him into a state as of the accident had never happened, i.e. paying for repairs. OP, do not admit liability to save money...

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#91, it's a parody of the Homeland Security Terror Threat Level chart. #112 is right. Do not take legal advice from me -- the consequences of doing so can end up in yet another FML. Today, I went to jail for violating the restraining order my ex-boyfriend took out on me. perdix told me that he really wanted me to continue following him. FML.

Should've told him you'd sue for harassment. That's pretty ridicuous of him to say that to you, especially since your car was in your driveway -.- like someone said before, you can't fix stupid.

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