Today, some guy hit my car and then threatened to sue me for "parking my car in such a way that it was impossible not to hit it." My car was in the driveway. FML
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jeezburger12
| 10
I just hate stupid people...
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Lady98K
| 4
Tell him he's a fucking idiot. And threaten to sue him for being stupid enough to hit a parked car. Escpecially one IN YOUR DRIVEWAY.
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jeezburger12
| 10
I just hate stupid people...
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_Oblivion_
| 12
They never sieze to amaze me
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perdix
| 29
cease
The word you incorrectly chose should be spelled "seize."
The word you incorrectly chose should be spelled "seize."
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_Oblivion_
| 12
Thank you good sir
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datguyuno
| 5
Just get an axe and chop his head off and then sue him because his head was in a place here it was impossible not to cut
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mattza
| 5
Or, he could've meant "cease." I think that fits better.
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buck33
| 14
41- Do you have difficulty reading?
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SoccerGod234
| 0
People these days.
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MeeshaMeeshaPup
| 8
The low intelligence of people these days makes me sad.
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_Oblivion_
| 12
Yay I'm not the dumbass here, thanks 41!
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ThisIsMyReign
| 4
That man deserves a punch in the mouth, eyes, and hands.
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OAAS
| 0
*you're
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Pentium_4
| 26
and it's ALWAYS someone elses fault, according to them
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TheOtherNewest1
| 6
I've never seen someone grateful to a SPaG nazi for correcting them. I choose to believe that it was sincere, because that warms my heart and makes me laugh.
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TheLonelyPoet
| 0
Can you say imbecile?
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Viciousstorms
| 7
Yeah, it's easier to pronounce than it looks.
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thisisafunnyname
| 12
imbecile
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Awsumuzzie
| 12
Are you making fun of my accent?
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ShyAnn29
| 14
No I can't say it! *bursts into tears*
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Lady98K
| 4
Tell him he's a fucking idiot. And threaten to sue him for being stupid enough to hit a parked car. Escpecially one IN YOUR DRIVEWAY.
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fromoverthere
| 7
well it IS in California...
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Tori2448
| 5
That's one thing in the world we can't fix. Stupidity
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Dracoboxer357
| 35
6- We have a saying at my workplace when we are approached with a ridiculous problem, it's just about our department slogan at this point: "Sorry Sir, we can't fix stupid." And considering how often we are asked to do just that, it's become a bit of a long-running joke. :)
And of course, we'll idiot-proof it again, and viola, a super idiot finds a way to bugger it all up once again :)
And of course, we'll idiot-proof it again, and viola, a super idiot finds a way to bugger it all up once again :)
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cgchamp89
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You must be a cop
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ngarcia333
| 0
Hahaha. Now we're talking!!!
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Dracoboxer357
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65- Lol, sorry, not even close. :)
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lkrunner101
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People r so stupid.. Same thing happened to me fyl op
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japtch
| 15
Irony.
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perdix
| 29
It may cost you more to successfully defend yourself in this idiot's lawsuit than it would to admit your liability right away. FYL.
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Phil135
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I'm really sorry Perdix, but what does your picture mean exactly?
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justalilrandom2
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Perdix, if the defendant wins as they would in this case the plaintiff must cover the costs of the defendant, and put him into a state as of the accident had never happened, i.e. paying for repairs. OP, do not admit liability to save money...
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perdix
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#91, it's a parody of the Homeland Security Terror Threat Level chart.
#112 is right. Do not take legal advice from me -- the consequences of doing so can end up in yet another FML. Today, I went to jail for violating the restraining order my ex-boyfriend took out on me. perdix told me that he really wanted me to continue following him. FML.
#112 is right. Do not take legal advice from me -- the consequences of doing so can end up in yet another FML. Today, I went to jail for violating the restraining order my ex-boyfriend took out on me. perdix told me that he really wanted me to continue following him. FML.
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LennyComa
| 39
Let him waste his money trying the counter claim for trespassing....if it was your driveway
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Dark__Angel66
| 24
Should've told him you'd sue for harassment. That's pretty ridicuous of him to say that to you, especially since your car was in your driveway -.- like someone said before, you can't fix stupid.
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crazybeauty95
| 2
Woooow what a dumb ass
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pittpsu75
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Sue him for "being a complete dumbass"