Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was eating in the food court at the mall by myself but then a cute guy from my school offers to sit by me, I say yes of course, he then asks me for a french fry. Later on I realize he has eaten half my meal. He only wanted to sit by me for my food. FML
Today, I was at my favorite Mexican restaurant when I realized my really cute waiter, along with his buddies kept looking at me and smiling. Trying to be cool, I took a bite of my burrito, choked, and spilled ground beef down my new shirt and in my bra. They laughed the whole time. FML
Today, I was waiting for my food at McDonald's. I watched the most obese, sweaty man sneeze into the chips, wipe his nose on his hand and use his hand to shovel chips into a bag. They were my chips. FML
Today, I went to McDonald's to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML
Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML
Today, I was eating some popcorn with a guy, and I noticed a piece of hair coming out my mouth. I pulled it... and pulled it... and eventually some popcorn pieces came out attached to the end of the hair. I was so embarrassed, he tried to make me feel better by saying it looked like a magic trick. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML
Today, after months of avoiding fast food, I decided to eat some McDonald's french fries. Though the fries were delicious, they were not worth the agonizing 15 minutes I spent on the toilet afterwards. FML
Today, as someone with a large chest, I'm used to sometimes finding food in my clothes at the end of the day. However, when I took off my bra off, I found half of a dead grasshopper. FML
Today, while making less than minimum wage at McDonalds, I had to dispose of a grown man's soiled underwear that he left on the bathroom floor under a pile of toilet paper. It isn't even the grossest thing I've seen in my six months of employment. FML
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tropicalkisser 0
And that would be the person called quagmire :p
FirstTigerHobbes 13
No I believe he said: "it was the best French fry he'd ever eaten."
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Comments (290)
CDeCam 9
Did he ask to see your Play Place too?
coolstorybro6 6
Creepy
ashleybabe85 0
thats really ****** up
alexicanaaa 7
Hahahahahahahahaha that's hilarious. :)
manclarkeward 3
For him to pluck it outta your bra...how ill-fitting is your bra? Wear a higher neckline next time, love.x
Clamcreepy 7
McDonalds:"we love to see you smile" :)
Ayojedi 6
Speedy hands only for boob food
Haha_no_123 11
At least he complimented you..... And McDonalds? I don't know, im trying to think of a positive thing for this poor girl but it's so close to impossible
perdix 31
A guy who would snatch a French fry off a girl's tit and eat it is not creepy -- he's normal. Any guy who wouldn't jump at the opportunity is either a misogynist, closeted or a germaphobe. I'm lovin' it!
Awsumuzzie 12
At least you have the option of dropping a french fry down your shirt. When I drop it in my mouth, it goes straight to my thighs!
ManWhatsoever 6
That's nasty