Miscellaneous: Today, I was having a debate with my friend over tattoos. I used...

By kitty shah - 17/06/2012 17:01 - United States

Today, I was having a debate with my friend over tattoos. I used the example that you wouldn't put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari. He looked me in the eye and said, "Yeah, but you're no Ferrari. More like a Prius." FML

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Same thing different taste

By leem - 27/08/2014 21:21 - Belgium - Zoersel

Today, as I was driving out of a parking lot, some douchebag yelled at me: "Nice car! Too bad you're so ugly!" It was my friend's car, so I don't even have that going for me. FML

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By crap car - 30/03/2016 01:13 - United States - Golden

Today, a friend was making fun of our teacher's car, calling it dorkmobile and saying only idiots would own that car. It's the same as the car I just bought. FML

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By tubby - 21/06/2012 20:28 - Sweden - Karlskrona

Today, my friend showed off her new tattoo, which is supposed to say "bad bitch" in Italian, and I had to point out that it actually says "defective female". Her response was to cuss me out and inform me that I'm no longer part of her social circle. FML

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Small talk is hell

By thisismyawkwardface - 19/02/2014 07:17 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, I was struggling through small-talk at a party where I knew nobody. Tattoos came up and I started talking about trendy, girly tattoos like feathers, anchors and infinity signs with stupid words in them. Turns out the girl I was talking to had all three. FML

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By suckstobeme - 16/04/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML

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Matching

By Clunker - 24/10/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, as I was driving with my boyfriend, he pointed out what a crappy car I drive. About how the locks don't work, the vents are broken, the windshield wipers are busted, my headlights aren't bright, and a hubcap is missing. Then he said I’m a good match for my car, 'cos we have the same “personality". FML

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By tramp - 10/11/2013 05:51 - United States

Today, I met my brother's girlfriend. We got talking, and we got onto the subject of tattoos. I said how much I hated tramp stamps, and how they make girls look trashy. She said, "Like this?" and showed me hers. FML

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Average White Sox fan

By Anonymous - 12/03/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I had to explain to one of my friends that the cap he likes to wear makes people look at us funny in public. He thinks it's just the White Sox logo. It's styled like the baseball team's logo, but it actually says "Sex". I had to show him both side by side for him to see it. FML

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By idontevenlikebuttsthatmuch - 18/12/2012 21:44 - United States - Mesa

Today, I noticed my wife put a bumper sticker on our car that says "Cowboy butts drive me nuts." I've driven that car to work every day. FML

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By Megara - 15/03/2011 05:58 - United States

Today, I was telling my dad about how I emasculated my guy friends because I can drive a stick shift while they can't. He said, "And you wonder why people think you're a lesbian." FML

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amandalillian 27

Monday 18 June 2012 0:10

At least you're economical?

lotrgeek 10

Monday 18 June 2012 0:10

I think having your own opinions on controversial topics is fine.. As long as you voice it appropriately.

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NYCZO 0

Monday 18 June 2012 4:22

Lol that was funny!

riseagainstbabyy 4

Monday 18 June 2012 4:27

You're entitled to your opinion, but that probably wasn't the best way to try to win that argument.

friedbunnies 9

Monday 18 June 2012 5:01

So you're compact, efficient, and available in a variety of colors. Oh, and you have a warranty.

GrapeJuice46 7

Monday 18 June 2012 5:32

That's when you hug them and say, "I'm sorry about your impaired eye sight. Want a cookie, sweetheart?"

Keliosan 6

Monday 18 June 2012 5:43

It's a joke get over it. If you're this down about a friend burning you then you're looking at a sad life. YDI because you don't have to balls to take it.

melrose90210 10

Monday 18 June 2012 5:54

BURNED!!!!

j3ebrules 13

Monday 18 June 2012 5:59

But you're great for the environment...

xgetxbentx 13

Monday 18 June 2012 6:11

Well, ydi for caring what other people do to their bodies. It's totally fine if you don't like tattoos, but it's really none of your business whether or not someone else wants them. It's such a pointless thing to debate, don't like them, don't get any and if it's brought up just say they aren't your thing and move on to a new topic. No sense in getting worked up over what other people do or do not do to their body. Some people hang their art on the wall, others prefer to wear theirs and no matter which you prefer, it doesn't change who you are inside.