Is your name Joe Dirt?

No, his name is "I don't even like butts that much" :D

I thought of Joe Dirt too, if it helps

Man up a little and peal it off

Please rip that off right now. Fuck that shit.

just take it off?

Just remove it? If you explain that it makes you uncomfortable then she shouldn't mind too much.

It's the fact that it was there for a while that makes it FML worthy.

#28 - I wonder how he hadn't noticed it? I notice even the tiniest scratches on my car/phone/laptop etc. Granted, not everyone can pay such attention to detail but surely the average person would have noticed a new bumper sticker immediately?

No idea how long that's been on there, eh?

Suuuure, OP. Your wife put it there. Gotcha ;)

uh huh... right next to the rainbow sticker

I find your username amusing, OP. You don't like them "that much"?

Not enough to have a bumper sticker about it.

Lol, I'd say its time to start a bumper sticker war!

Better than covering your car in political stickers...right?

Political bumper stickers are fun. I look for the most extreme and non PC ones I can find for my truck, just for the look on peoples faces.