You auto get a new friend.

Why? He didn't even do anything wrong..

He said you "auto" get new friends.

Offer your friend a ride to school and then show up in your "dorkmobile". It'll probably make it awkward for them.

Look, if you like your car, then that's what matters. How does your friend know that car is so awful if they've never driven/ridden in one? I say do what #2 said and give them a ride in it.

Well use that car to drive away and find better friends

what kind of car is it?

I suppose that as long as it's not a Reliant Robin, it shouldn't matter.

Ignore the haters! Embrace your dorkmobile!

Does it get you from A to B and back again without any issues? Then who cares what they say.

what was the opportunity #6?

And you said nothing? Coward lol

Let us be the judge of that by telling us the model.

Haha must be a Chevy

Is the car a pinto?

"Guess you won't be getting any rides from me then. DORKMOBILE 2.0, AWAAAAAAAY!"